Soldiers Say Porn Ban May Hurt Morale

[Agent]

I find getting shot at more offensive than tits and ass, but then again, I don't helm the DoD and get to make dumb decisions like this one.

This is no joke. I read in "Instructions for American Servicemen in Iraq During WWII" (a field manual given to US soldiers stationed in Iraq during WWII to keep it from Nazis influence -- and to protect the oil, I'm sure):

"Prostitutes do not walk the streets but live in special quarters in the cities"

So where the US soldiers of yesteryear were told where the prostitutes were located, the US soldiers of today need to be censored from Playboy and Penthouse magazine.