It's the 14th Day of the 2014th Year Of Someone's Lord!

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Originally Posted by Cleo

No lords here.

Plenty of Lords here. I live in England where you only have to give a ridiculously big bribe to a high ranking politician and you get to become a Lord!

I may be offline for a while (hours, days, weeks, years - your guess is as good as mine), because my monthly payment runs out in a few hours and I want to transfer to 4G when I renew. Unfortunately I have no idea how to do this (the website is no fucking help) so I am going to have to go to their offices tomorrow. Previous experience tells me that there help desk people know less about computers than my grandmother (and she is dead). Plus I'll probably have to buy a new dongle or something, which will no doubt have to be shipped in from their warehouse on the other side of the planet (or possibly from an entirely different planet altogether). And by the time I have all that sorted I'll probably be so old that I can no longer remember how a computer works (or how to tie my shoe laces, or how to fart without shitting myself). So see you all whenever!

(What do you mean "Am I bitter?" No, I just have several years experience of shit service from Internet providers!)