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2016-06-07, 07:51 AM | #1 |
The Original Greenguy (Est'd 1996) & AVN HOF Member - I Crop Pics For Thumbs In My Sleep
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Tuesday June 7th (aka Muhammad Ali Is Still Dead)
Morning!
1st Muhammad Ali & now Kimbo Slice? Sleep tight, Virgil! (no one will get that joke) Fucking Pittsburgh won last night. Things are looking grim for my Sharks I would have been here yesterday, except I'm once again chauffeuring around the almost-step-son-in-law as there's some issue with his license. Picked him up at 8 AM to run him to various appointments & didn't get home til 4 PM 1st 8 hour day I've put in in a LOOOOONG time Working now, chiro later, and thankfully a lack of Meatloaf stories |
2016-06-07, 08:36 AM | #2 |
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Hopefully the rest of the day will go less stressful as I'm still in bed and already having to deal with crap.
Qork, maybe the gym, and more work is my day's plans so far. |
2016-06-07, 09:25 AM | #3 |
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I will not be getting much work done today. I am going with my son to get a replacement SS card, and then shopping for him some work clothes for his new job. I'm making the little shit (21 years old) take me out for lunch too LOL
Other than that. I've been butt hurting some wannabe photographer on Fet. I seem to have really hit a nerve since he has now blocked me LOL All is good though, calling in favors with kinky ass people to do my bidding. Butt wipes must learn NOT to fuck with the Nymph |
2016-06-07, 10:34 AM | #4 |
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Nymph, but.. if the butt wipes learn, will they still be butt wipes? In my book, once a butt wipe always a butt wipe.
I wondered what all the NHL stuff was doing on the weekend news. We normally don't get anything unless it involves a Finnish player. Joonas Donskoi is somewhat of a hero here, so of course, we got to see very short clips. Our next house will have cable, so this will not be a problem soon. Sharks need to get hungry and feed on those Penguins. Just the usual routines here - cleaning out old stuff, adding new stuff, rinse, lather, repeat. Working on a couple of new things too but it is too early to spill the beans yet.
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2016-06-07, 04:06 PM | #5 |
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I'd just like to go on record that I do, in fact, wipe my butt.
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2016-06-07, 04:23 PM | #6 | |
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Catching up work I should have done while visiting my father. Last time I visited my father we went to the county show and I saw (with my own eyes, mark you, with my own eyes) the best bull in the county! This time we went to see the local owl collection.
That is the kind of exciting world my father inhabits. No fucking 'phone signal in most areas, no proper radio signal in some parts, not even a decent TV signal (my father has to get television via satellite). But they do have an excellent selection of owls! There is an old Goon Show joke: Quote:
They had a few owls out of cages sitting on perches with a notice saying that these owls like to be stroked and will react. One reacted alright - it tried to bite my bloody fingers off! But back home now, no owls and plenty of work to catch up on! (Remember: "The owls are not what they seem." - David Lynch.) |
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2016-06-07, 08:01 PM | #7 |
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2016-06-08, 06:51 AM | #8 |
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2016-06-08, 08:44 AM | #9 |
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2016-06-08, 09:06 AM | #10 |
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Just using toilet paper is so yesterday I feel so clean after installing a hand held Bidet in my bathroom.
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2016-06-08, 12:25 PM | #11 | |
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2016-06-08, 12:37 PM | #12 |
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Don't know how I didn't have one for so long. Easy to install and use and on the plus side I'm going through a whole lot toilet paper as now it is just used to dry off. Also, I haven't had a UTI or yeast infection since installing it. I always had issues with both which is why I installed it in the first place.
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2016-06-08, 08:19 PM | #13 | |
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2016-06-09, 02:01 AM | #14 |
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I love my toto seat!!!
http://www.totousa.com/washlet%C2%AE-c100-elongated |
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2016-06-09, 12:53 PM | #16 |
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We have the hand-held bidets everywhere here, and they are great. I don't remember seeing them when I was here in the late 80's, but now it's a whole different story. I wonder when the US will catch up?
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I have it on good authority that the best thing to clean your ass with, is a swan's neck.
Stephen Fry said so, and he knows everything! . |
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