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2004-08-26, 07:02 PM
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Subversive filth of the hedonistic decadent West
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Crash, bang, boom, my trees are falling
So I'm laying in bed watching TV and I hear this big crash. I didn't bother to see what it was and next thing I know a bunch of black guys are at my front door wanting to remove my fallen tree branch from the street in front of my house for just $500 bucks. This is a huge branch that was about 20 meters high with lots of smaller branches.
Being the cheap bitch that I am I told them no thank you and would get my boyfriend to do it, I need to get one of these some day… maybe. Had to go to the gas station first to buy some gas for my chain saw. All woman have one of these don't they? Come back and a lady cop is in my front yard and lucky she is a lesbian. Next thing one of the the lesbians couples who live on my block come out and another lesbian cop comes by too. It was great, I did the chain saw thing and all of them dragged branches into a pile for bulk trash pickup which isn't for another month as we just had one, forth Monday of the month. So we made a big pile behind one of my hedges. My faith in people went up a notch today.  |
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2004-08-26, 07:16 PM
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If you don’t take a chance the Angels won’t dance
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Sounds like you were lying there in a
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2004-08-26, 07:32 PM
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A woman is like beer. They look good, they smell good, and you'd step over your own mother just to get one!
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Damn that sounds like a HOT video to me! Wish I could have been there with my camera..hehehe
Would love to see you with that chainsaw in your hands! Buck
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2004-08-26, 07:37 PM
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Yet another addition to my list of reasons of why one should both respect and fear Cleo.
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2004-08-26, 07:43 PM
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Subversive filth of the hedonistic decadent West
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OMG, one of the cops must have called the city cleanup people and now they are outside removing all the branches that I chopped up. I went outside and was told not to worry about anything that they were told to take care of everything.
I must have been adducted by aliens and I'm in a holodeck where everyone is pleasant, happy, helpful and gay. |
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2004-08-26, 08:32 PM
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Shut up brain, or I'll stab you with a Q-tip!
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....and gay... thats too funny Cleo!
What a great story! Thanks for sharing it. I am in the process of a move and you have to rely on so many others for it. I usually just pay men to move me. You know those strong, cute, brute types you really dont want around more then one hour! 
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2004-08-26, 08:42 PM
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"Faith is believing what you know ain't so." ~ Mark Twain
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Damn.... Thats some good Shit your smoking there Cleo!|rasta|
And sounds like a hot plot for a porn film.  |
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2004-08-26, 08:43 PM
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Subversive filth of the hedonistic decadent West
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The city workman not only removed the huge pile of what was once part of my tree but they got out brooms and swept my driveway.
I just looked at today's mail and my taxes on the land that I own in California has been halved. Is that the music from the Twilight Zone that I hear… |
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2004-08-26, 08:46 PM
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If you don’t take a chance the Angels won’t dance
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2004-08-26, 09:54 PM
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"Faith is believing what you know ain't so." ~ Mark Twain
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as fast as you can go out and buy lotto tickets...
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2004-08-26, 10:10 PM
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Is it over already?
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if I knew Cleo..... I'd ask if I could rub her....
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2004-08-26, 11:14 PM
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...and since we know an end will come it makes our living so much fun
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Now that was a great story, Cleo, thanks for the laugh
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2004-08-27, 07:11 AM
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The Original Greenguy (Est'd 1996) & AVN HOF Member - I Crop Pics For Thumbs In My Sleep
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Cleo - I was commenting to The Bitch last week what an interesting neighborhood you live it, with the shemales & lesbians & the guy with the boat & whatnot.
This just makes me want to move there even more...... |
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2004-08-27, 07:39 AM
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All the way from Room 101
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Cleo never ceases to amaze me.
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2004-08-27, 08:28 AM
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Great story Cleo.
I'm with GG on this one. Anything for sale on your block? |
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2004-08-27, 08:40 AM
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Former pr0n slinger.
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Florida Lesbian Chainsaw Massacre
or something like that... |
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2004-08-27, 08:53 AM
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Subversive filth of the hedonistic decadent West
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Lots of places for sale in my neighborhood, bring lots of money.
I paid 98K for my house when I bought it back in the eighties. It is now worth over 500K which is fucking insane. The bears, two legged fudge packing kind not the wild kind, who bought the house next door did what many people do in my neighborhood. They knocked down everything but one wall so that it is considered a remodel and not new construction and built a small two story mansion. This is the sub tropics so lots of fun things like hurricanes, mildew from hell and West Nile disease, but it is paradise for most of the year, summer does suck. |
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2004-08-27, 11:39 AM
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2004-08-27, 09:48 PM
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I saw weird stuff in that place last night. Weird, strange, sick, twisted, eerie, godless, evil stuff. And I want in
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I'm with Buck Angel - that would have made a great video...
"Cleo Supplies WOOD to all the Neighborhood Lezzies" hope your good luck holds out... things usually happen in 3's was there a 3rd GOOD thing ?? ~Bell
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2004-09-03, 07:13 PM
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Whatever don't kill ya makes ya stronger...
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omg..what a riot you are, Cleo!!
too funny |
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