Crash, bang, boom, my trees are falling

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Originally posted by Cleo
This is the sub tropics so lots of fun things like hurricanes, mildew from hell and West Nile disease, but it is paradise for most of the year, summer does suck.

Well hell, I live in the Rust Belt and we have the West Nile now. What we don't have are babes walking around on sandy beaches in thongs. And all of the road crews around here are aging obese men with lots of ass crack showing. Boy, are we getting screwed up here, or what?