Sunday 12th April - Anniversary of the adoption of the British Union flag as the flag of the United Kingdom Of Great Britain And Ireland (although not certain Ireland was part of that union yet).

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It is also the anniversary of the first colonists landing in Washington at Cape Disappointment. I'm guessing from the name they chose for their landing place that they were not entirely happy with their new home.

I am so sick of looking at porn videos. This morning I actually fell asleep from boredom while going through a pile of "teenage girls tied up naked and forced to orgasm in bondage by the use of a vibrating thingamabob on their pussy" videos. (Don't know exactly what the vibrating thingamabob was, but it looked like a giant version of the thingamabob that my dentist uses to polish my teeth. So I'm guessing the girls finished the video shoot with a nice shiny clitoris.)

I wish I'd never started working on this stupid tube site idea, it is so boring. Saying "You want fries with that?" Over and over again in a McDonald's uniform would be a more spiritually rewarding job than designing a tube website.