What is wrong with this masterpiece of perversion?

Cleo · 2005-01-09, 05:39 PM

http://hotpornstuff.com/luscious-sweetheart-teasing/

Ok hold up your hands… what is wrong with this site?

Sadly this was one of the better ones from this last batch of submits.

Porn Meister · 2005-01-09, 07:21 PM

Hmm.. banners looking like thumbs everywhere? They have text on them, but it's light pink and all that.

Gallery links and enter link are made difficult to find, although they are there and labeled.

Should your recip say "Plethora of Gorgeous"? Seems "Babes" is missing?

The www is chopped off alot.

Thats as far as I looked.. anything close?

docholly · 2005-01-09, 07:27 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Cleo

Sadly this was one of the better ones from this last batch of submits.

Obviously have not received Assablanca yet..

and the banner on gallery 3 is like uh WAY to clinical for me.. is that a speculum stuck in there?

|rasta|

Porn Meister · 2005-01-09, 07:31 PM

Oh, maybe it's the extreme closeup on the warning page lol.

Cleo · 2005-01-09, 07:36 PM

I don't care about hardcore on the warning page but the banners that look like clickable thumbs is the killer.

Porn Meister · 2005-01-09, 07:40 PM

Yeah, you know the more sites I see posted here for review, the more of that sponsors banners I see... People should outline them in RED or something (if permitted), or put a blinking "click here" gif on them or something..

Or even use the banner as a cell background, then put css text in the cell "on top of" the banner.. at least a border so you can tell it's a banner..

At least those ideas come to mind for banners like those as they seem to be causing alot of declines.

I wonder if the sponsor knows? Bet they'd like to know. I'm not joined with them, so someone who is give them a nudge, lol.

Tart · 2005-01-09, 07:50 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by docholly
Obviously have not received Assablanca yet..

and the banner on gallery 3 is like uh WAY to clinical for me.. is that a speculum stuck in there?

|rasta|

Damn you.. I had to go look.. as if the warning page wasn't close enuff for me |egg|

Guile · 2005-01-12, 05:51 AM

Hi Dare,

can't figure out why http://buttmobile.com/milfsexposed/d...ure/index.html hasn't got your approval

Kezza · 2005-01-12, 07:24 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Cleo
http://hotpornstuff.com/luscious-sweetheart-teasing/

Ok hold up your hands… what is wrong with this site?

Sadly this was one of the better ones from this last batch of submits.

Help out a newbie and explain what is wrong here! I am sure lots of people would appreciate it

Greenguy · 2005-01-12, 09:22 AM

Cleo - I'm ashamed that you are making fun of that poor girl on the 1st page that has a big gaping pussy growing out of the side of her chest.

That's not very polite

Alphawolf · 2005-01-12, 11:47 PM

Is that the same Mateusz that posts here?

Must admit, everytime I see that paysite's banners it gets my attention.

Mateusz · 2005-01-13, 11:25 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Alphawolf
Is that the same Mateusz that posts here?

Must admit, everytime I see that paysite's banners it gets my attention.

Not sure what you mean but that is definately none of my sites. However as far as I'm concerned he is from poland too

Cleo · 2005-01-13, 11:44 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Alphawolf
Must admit, everytime I see that paysite's banners it gets my attention.

They get mine too. In fact I can't tell you how menu times I've been doing reviews and clicked on one of them by mistake.

Just because you can make something look clickable doesn't mean that it is a good way to get sales.

Alphawolf · 2005-01-13, 11:47 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Mateusz
Not sure what you mean but that is definately none of my sites. However as far as I'm concerned he is from poland too

I only asked because of

<meta name="Author" content="Mateusz Struzynski">

Jeka · 2005-01-13, 01:16 PM

lol I tried to click on something look clickable |rasta|

2005-01-09, 05:39 PM	#1
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2005-01-09, 07:36 PM	#5
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2005-01-12, 09:22 AM	#10
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2005-01-12, 11:47 PM	#11
Alphawolf Don't come to Florida for vacation. We're closed. Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: Orlando, Florida Posts: 1,874	Is that the same Mateusz that posts here? Must admit, everytime I see that paysite's banners it gets my attention. __________________ Regards, AW Weekly Pay. Sites That Convert. Start Pimpin' Today!

2005-01-09, 07:21 PM	#2
Porn Meister Asleep at the switch? I wasn't asleep, I was drunk Join Date: Dec 2004 Posts: 214	Hmm.. banners looking like thumbs everywhere? They have text on them, but it's light pink and all that. Gallery links and enter link are made difficult to find, although they are there and labeled. Should your recip say "Plethora of Gorgeous"? Seems "Babes" is missing? The www is chopped off alot. Thats as far as I looked.. anything close?

2005-01-09, 07:31 PM	#4
Porn Meister Asleep at the switch? I wasn't asleep, I was drunk Join Date: Dec 2004 Posts: 214	Oh, maybe it's the extreme closeup on the warning page lol.

2005-01-09, 07:40 PM	#6
Porn Meister Asleep at the switch? I wasn't asleep, I was drunk Join Date: Dec 2004 Posts: 214	Yeah, you know the more sites I see posted here for review, the more of that sponsors banners I see... People should outline them in RED or something (if permitted), or put a blinking "click here" gif on them or something.. Or even use the banner as a cell background, then put css text in the cell "on top of" the banner.. at least a border so you can tell it's a banner.. At least those ideas come to mind for banners like those as they seem to be causing alot of declines. I wonder if the sponsor knows? Bet they'd like to know. I'm not joined with them, so someone who is give them a nudge, lol.

2005-01-12, 05:51 AM	#8
Guile Lord help me, I'm just not that bright Join Date: Mar 2004 Posts: 104	Hi Dare, can't figure out why http://buttmobile.com/milfsexposed/d...ure/index.html hasn't got your approval

2005-01-13, 01:16 PM	#15
Jeka My wife is not a doobie to be passed around! On our wedding day I promised to bogart her for life! Join Date: Jul 2004 Posts: 275	lol I tried to click on something look clickable \|rasta\|