Things to do at Wal-mart while your spouse/partner is shopping

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2. Crack open your briefcase and while peering inside ask, “Got enough air in there?


7. Greet everyone getting on the elevator with a warm handshake and ask that they call you Admiral.

8. Stare, grinning, at another passenger for awhile, and then announce “I’ve got new socks on!”

10. Walk on with a cooler that says, “Human Head” on the side.

11. Stare at another passenger for awhile, and then announce, “You’re one of THEM, aren’t you?”

12. Wear a puppet on your hand and use it to talk to other passengers.

14. Say “DING!” at each floor.

17. Draw a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers that this is “your personal space.”


28. Do Tai Chi exercises.

31. Meow occasionally.

38. Ask each passenger getting on if you can push the button for them, but push the wrong ones.

42. Lean against the button panel.

43. Bring a chair along.

56. Hold the doors open, and say that you're waiting for your friend. After a while, let the doors close and say, "Hi George, how's your day been?"

57. Drop a pen, and wait until someone reaches to help pick it up, and then scream, "That's mine!"

58. Bring a camera, and take pictures of everyone in the elevator.

59. Move your desk into the elevator, and whenever someone gets on, ask if they have an appointment.

62. Pretend you are a flight attendant & review emergency procedures and exits with the passengers.