According to an email I just got...

cockNballs · 2005-01-27, 08:39 AM

I miss the good old days when I couild add inches to my penis to make my partner happy

or

grow boobs

still get the mortgage ones, I'm always approved even though they sometimes get my name wrong

and those new Rolex ones...all the time

and I no longer get the ones from weird names like

superstisous medicine but did get a chance to buy some more viagra from a Brain Lamb this morning

ngb1959 · 2005-01-27, 08:48 AM

I thought all of those emails were real! I don't have a penis, but I bought some pills anyway. I rent, but with those low interest rates, I couldn't resist.

And then I went on to get my college degree in only two weeks. I got my diploma yesterday and all I have to do now is write in my name on the blank line. It cost me $39.95 - those suckers at the universities pay way too much!

But I guess the best bargain I got was buying my husband Vicodin and Viagra so he could do it to the hot girls in our area that want to fuck him especially the barnyard girls.

I'm looking forward to the Vision Correction Home Kit. Just think of the money I'll save by doing my own RK/CK surgery.

2005-01-27, 08:39 AM	#1
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2005-01-27, 08:48 AM	#2
ngb1959 Oh no, I'm sweating like Roger Ebert Join Date: Jun 2004 Location: In A Box, A Big Old Box Posts: 501	I thought all of those emails were real! I don't have a penis, but I bought some pills anyway. I rent, but with those low interest rates, I couldn't resist. And then I went on to get my college degree in only two weeks. I got my diploma yesterday and all I have to do now is write in my name on the blank line. It cost me $39.95 - those suckers at the universities pay way too much! But I guess the best bargain I got was buying my husband Vicodin and Viagra so he could do it to the hot girls in our area that want to fuck him especially the barnyard girls. I'm looking forward to the Vision Correction Home Kit. Just think of the money I'll save by doing my own RK/CK surgery. __________________ Ubuymenow Internet Shopping Dreamypleasures Free Porn