Let me introduce myself

[Bill Gates]

I bought heaven in 2002. Shut your punk ass up, bitch! There is only one god -- and his name is Bill.

You will all teach your children to pray every night -- to Bill.

Our Bill, who art in Microsoft,
Hallowed be thy Name.
Thy x box come.
Thy wont use playstation,
On earth as it is in Microsoft.
Give us this day our daily virus.
And forgive us our spamming,
As we forgive those who spam against us.
And lead us not into porn,
But deliver us from greenguyandjim.
For thine is the kingdom,
and the power,
and the glory,
for ever and ever.
Amen.

I thank you.