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Old 2005-02-09, 12:28 PM   #1
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Old 2005-02-09, 02:17 PM   #2
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1. 5 o'clock shadow that "tickles my fancy"

2. sense of humor

3. girth - no pencil dicks please

4. kissing/rubbing/licking neck area right above shoulders

5. SIDES of breasts, below arm pits - not just NIPPLES - they're not ticks that need to be removed/twisted/pulled/flicked

6. Unexpected gifts - doesn't have to be expensive, just something out of the blue!

7. Unexpected kisses, hugs, words of appreciation.

That is all - for now!

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Old 2005-02-10, 02:30 PM   #3
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1. 5 o'clock shadow that "tickles my fancy"

2. sense of humor

3. girth - no pencil dicks please

4. kissing/rubbing/licking neck area right above shoulders

5. SIDES of breasts, below arm pits - not just NIPPLES - they're not ticks that need to be removed/twisted/pulled/flicked

6. Unexpected gifts - doesn't have to be expensive, just something out of the blue!

7. Unexpected kisses, hugs, words of appreciation.

That is all - for now!

Nina
Niceeeeeeeee one, althoug if my hubbie would give me unexpected gives i would say: Ok What the fuck did you do now???
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Old 2005-02-10, 02:40 PM   #4
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if my hubbie would give me unexpected gives i would say: Ok What the fuck did you do now???
Hmmm. This seems to suggest that there's a history of men lying and trying to cover it up.

Surely not!
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Old 2005-02-11, 01:03 AM   #5
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they're not ticks that need to be removed/twisted/pulled/flicked

Bwah!
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Old 2005-02-11, 02:08 AM   #6
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if my hubbie would give me unexpected gives i would say: Ok What the fuck did you do now???

Hmmm. This seems to suggest that there's a history of men lying and trying to cover it up.

Surely not!

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|shocking| |shocking| DON'T GET ME STARTED! |shocking| |shocking|
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Old 2005-02-11, 03:19 AM   #7
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if my hubbie would give me unexpected gives i would say: Ok What the fuck did you do now???

Hmmm. This seems to suggest that there's a history of men lying and trying to cover it up.

Surely not!

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|shocking| |shocking| DON'T GET ME STARTED! |shocking| |shocking|
hahahahahaha i didnt say that men are lying if they give unexpected gives and try to cover up , i am just a woman who dont like unexpected gives from men and that my hubby knows for 20+ years already
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Old 2005-02-11, 04:58 AM   #8
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3. girth - no pencil dicks please

4. kissing/rubbing/licking neck area right above shoulders

5. SIDES of breasts, below arm pits - not just NIPPLES - they're not ticks that need to be removed/twisted/pulled/flicked
Great list Nina!! I'd like to expand on 3/4/5

3) Women are very understanding if you communicate with us. Why is it that when men have an equipment malfunction, they just keep on trying? So there we are workin' away to do the "JOB" and they don't call it a job for nothing, while down there you have worry about teeth placement, jaw mobility, gag reflex (on even the tinest dicks)..anyway..if your equipment needs some help from that little blue pill for gawd's sake, start taking it before you look for a new woman. This way you know when it works, how long it takes to kick in etc.

4) Nice if it's kissing, but gnawing, slurping, leaving hickeys when you are over the age of 19 is just ECK. and what is it with the Wet Willys in the ear? Like i have no clit in my ear why insist on paying more attention to that than you do other parts that would be much more reactive.

5) It's a nipple, therefore it's sensitive not a fucking bone to gnaw on. and yes after a few minutes, the nipple de-sensitizes so whatever pleasure that has been derived is lost if you only focus on the nips. Just like we are taught to treat your cock like an ice cream cone, you should treat our tits the same way. Lick, suck, lap etc.

Some additional comments..

If you want a date on a Saturday..call her by Tuesday..
Compliment her shoes, women like that. ok not if they are raggedy assed like mine i'd just laugh at you.

Women are turned on by different things but almost 100% gtd would be to find out what is in their head, truly LISTEN to them cuz chances are no one but their g/f and their momma does, ask about their day and mean it.

and if you had a good time, tell them and then call them (or nudge them) and tell them again. Even if she felt mediocre to you, she'll give you a 2nd shot just for the attention.

Ohhh and a nice ass never hurts.

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Old 2005-02-11, 06:38 AM   #9
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4) Nice if it's kissing, but gnawing, slurping, leaving hickeys when you are over the age of 19 is just ECK. and what is it with the Wet Willys in the ear? Like i have no clit in my ear why insist on paying more attention to that than you do other parts that would be much more reactive.
hahahahaha lol i cant stop laughing
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