Signing up for Internext

Greenguy · 2005-03-27, 09:51 AM

I'm going & I just started to fill out this massive form of useless info that no one would ever really need to know

1 - Which category best describes your primary business?
"Webmaster" isn't an option & I assume that's because it is a bit of a wide covering term. Neither "Marketing" or "Advertising" are listed either, which I think would cover 99.44% of the people on this board

I think I'll choose "Other" & put in "Link List Webmaster"

2 - What best describes your role within your company?
a - I make the final decisions
By choosing this, they should now know to not contact anyone else in the company, including MrMaryLou

3 - What best describes you?
a - I work exclusively in the adult industry
Which is a lie because I do also have a rental property, but I like the "exclusive" term.

4 - How many currently active unique URLs does your company own?
e - 100 or more
There's no way in hell I would be able to count how many URL's I own. Domains? Yeah, I can count those. Sites? I might be able to get a list together of those. URL's? No one in their right mind would know how many URL's they have - LOL

5 - On a daily basis, how many unique visitors visit your sites (this is a combined total of all sites)?
f - 100,000 to 500,000
There were higher options, but with 150+ domains scattered across 4 servers, I have no fucking clue how many uniques I get to all my sites (let alone the number of sites that I have, but as I said before, I could find out if I was really bored & it really mattered)

6 - On a daily basis, how many unique visitors visit your sites (this is a combined total of all sites)?
a - Less than 10
I keep it less than 10 so that I don't have to take off my shoes & socks when I total things for payroll

7 - Which category best describes your company's annual revenues?
I think you all know me well enough to know that I'm not gonna list what range I selected, but it does seem very strange that the lowest range is "Under $250k"

8 - Approximately how much will your organization spend in the next 12 months on all IT/Internet related products and services?
a - Under $25K
That's the lowest & I really have no fucking clue what "IT/Internet related products and services" are.

So I get thru all of that & see that this is the ONLY option available for the badge:
All Inclusive Attendee Registration Fee $250.00
Ummmm....what happened to just the show badge?

There's also no info on booking the hotel (but that might come after I pay for this, which I'm not ready to do just yet)

Ok, where's Aly?

2005-03-27, 09:51 AM	#11
Greenguy The Original Greenguy (Est'd 1996) & AVN HOF Member - I Crop Pics For Thumbs In My Sleep Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Blasdell, NY (shithole suburb south of Buffalo) Posts: 41,929	I'm going & I just started to fill out this massive form of useless info that no one would ever really need to know 1 - Which category best describes your primary business? "Webmaster" isn't an option & I assume that's because it is a bit of a wide covering term. Neither "Marketing" or "Advertising" are listed either, which I think would cover 99.44% of the people on this board I think I'll choose "Other" & put in "Link List Webmaster" 2 - What best describes your role within your company? a - I make the final decisions By choosing this, they should now know to not contact anyone else in the company, including MrMaryLou 3 - What best describes you? a - I work exclusively in the adult industry Which is a lie because I do also have a rental property, but I like the "exclusive" term. 4 - How many currently active unique URLs does your company own? e - 100 or more There's no way in hell I would be able to count how many URL's I own. Domains? Yeah, I can count those. Sites? I might be able to get a list together of those. URL's? No one in their right mind would know how many URL's they have - LOL 5 - On a daily basis, how many unique visitors visit your sites (this is a combined total of all sites)? f - 100,000 to 500,000 There were higher options, but with 150+ domains scattered across 4 servers, I have no fucking clue how many uniques I get to all my sites (let alone the number of sites that I have, but as I said before, I could find out if I was really bored & it really mattered) 6 - On a daily basis, how many unique visitors visit your sites (this is a combined total of all sites)? a - Less than 10 I keep it less than 10 so that I don't have to take off my shoes & socks when I total things for payroll 7 - Which category best describes your company's annual revenues? I think you all know me well enough to know that I'm not gonna list what range I selected, but it does seem very strange that the lowest range is "Under $250k" 8 - Approximately how much will your organization spend in the next 12 months on all IT/Internet related products and services? a - Under $25K That's the lowest & I really have no fucking clue what "IT/Internet related products and services" are. So I get thru all of that & see that this is the ONLY option available for the badge: All Inclusive Attendee Registration Fee $250.00 Ummmm....what happened to just the show badge? There's also no info on booking the hotel (but that might come after I pay for this, which I'm not ready to do just yet) Ok, where's Aly? __________________ Promote POV Porn Cash By Building & Submitting Galleries to the Porn Luv Network