Happy "Wast" Wednesday of March...

[swedguy]

Originally Posted by Useless Warrior

That's exactly why I tell my wife she'd be better off swallowing.

Sorry, couldn't help it.

Oh fuck, random ejaculation in the middle of the night AND right in my eye? Talk about bad luck

[Useless]

Originally Posted by swedguy

Oh fuck, random ejaculation in the middle of the night AND right in my eye? Talk about bad luck

You want to know what's worse? Sure you do! It really sucks when some chick sucks you off and then points your cock at just the right trajectory so that you facialize yourself.

Not that that has ever happened to me. cough, cough