The Pope Has Died

[docholly]

when I was a little kid I got dragged to church and had to give 50 cents of my allowance to the collection plate every weekend.... I'm still completely pissed about that it really is ridiculous... they had seperate smaller envelopes for the little ones to uses that just held change

I'm the daughter of a missionary and minister.. NO ONE spent more time in church than we did. the way i figured it, after I stopped going at age 15 when i left home, I'd spent enough time to cover the next 60-65 years.

Originally Posted by RawAlex

Ahh.... we are all sinners, yes, but all good catholics know that as long as you repent before you die, you go to heaven anyway.

...or so "they" say.... whoever "they" are.

OHHHH, thanks RA..i always wondered why those priets always thought it was A-OK to bugger those 12 yr old boys. Must be because they can confess right before they die and all is forgiven!!

hmmm maybe they melted down all those St. Christopher medals that were cast aside a few years ago to make a long lasting butt plug.

|cool| << prays to be spared from all fanatics.