Tasty Thursday To You & Yours!

Useless · 2005-04-14, 09:06 AM

Another bright and sunny day out there and my neighbor's arsoned house is being gutted like a $2 whore in a back alley. Otherwise, all is quiet on Harrison Ave.

Oh, did I tell ya I had to call the police on my cocksucking neighbors the day? Well, we're doing a shitload of spring cleaning around here and getting rid of shit we don't want and don't use. I put a bunch of baby stuff on the front lawn- stroller, car seats, diaper genie- junk like that (my youngest is 5, so that tells you how long we've been storing this crap), but I also put out some exercise equipment, an old 40 inch screen projection TV with a faded picture, and the ugliest queen sleeper couch known to man.

I came home Sunday evening to find everything except one weight bench gone. Woohoo! BUT- that ugly ass couch isn't really gone. Some cocksucker picked it up and left it three houses down on the other side of the street.

Scumbag fucks. So I went to the house where it was dropped off and to another neighbor's house to find out who did it. It was my next-door neighbor! Well, it was a couple of teenagers who were visiting him, but he knew about it. (He's the one who took the TV)

Being the bastard I am, I called the police and they made the kids bring the couch back to my yard. It's the small things in life that bring me joy. I tossed it in the dumpster the next morning. I hate neighbors. Up to a year ago, this was a really quiet street.

Kinky · 2005-04-14, 09:12 AM

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Originally Posted by Useless Warrior

Being the bastard I am, I called the police and they made the kids bring the couch back to my yard. It's the small things in life that bring me joy. I tossed it in the dumpster the next morning. I hate neighbors. Up to a year ago, this was a really quiet street.

that is fucking classic!!! happy thursday morning

pornrex · 2005-04-14, 09:15 AM

Poor Useless...

Things could be worse man.

Here's something that might brighten your day a bit:
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docholly · 2005-04-14, 09:33 AM

Whooohooo.. i'm off until Sunday..

after 17 straight days of work.. NOT that i'm complaining..just hard to go from corporate slut to porn queen in 3 nano seconds.

Got my new biz cards yesterday that have my very straight corporate persona on the front and on the back says "visit camdollies.com" LMAO.. Can't wait for all those broadcasters next week!!

Might actually get to "build submit forget" something today

*waving*..have a good one..

2005-04-14, 09:06 AM	#1
Useless Certified Nice Person Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: Dirty Undies, NY Posts: 11,268	Another bright and sunny day out there and my neighbor's arsoned house is being gutted like a $2 whore in a back alley. Otherwise, all is quiet on Harrison Ave. Oh, did I tell ya I had to call the police on my cocksucking neighbors the day? Well, we're doing a shitload of spring cleaning around here and getting rid of shit we don't want and don't use. I put a bunch of baby stuff on the front lawn- stroller, car seats, diaper genie- junk like that (my youngest is 5, so that tells you how long we've been storing this crap), but I also put out some exercise equipment, an old 40 inch screen projection TV with a faded picture, and the ugliest queen sleeper couch known to man. I came home Sunday evening to find everything except one weight bench gone. Woohoo! BUT- that ugly ass couch isn't really gone. Some cocksucker picked it up and left it three houses down on the other side of the street. Scumbag fucks. So I went to the house where it was dropped off and to another neighbor's house to find out who did it. It was my next-door neighbor! Well, it was a couple of teenagers who were visiting him, but he knew about it. (He's the one who took the TV) Being the bastard I am, I called the police and they made the kids bring the couch back to my yard. It's the small things in life that bring me joy. I tossed it in the dumpster the next morning. I hate neighbors. Up to a year ago, this was a really quiet street. __________________ Click here to purchase a bridge I'm selling.

2005-04-14, 09:15 AM	#3
pornrex feeling a bit better Join Date: Aug 2004 Posts: 1,779	Poor Useless... Things could be worse man. Here's something that might brighten your day a bit: http://autonet.ca/Spotlight/NewModel...08/988348.html __________________ colo-cation - the only host you'll need

2005-04-14, 09:33 AM	#4
docholly Nothing funnier than the ridiculous faces you people make mid-coitus Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: Sin-City USA Posts: 4,973	Whooohooo.. i'm off until Sunday.. after 17 straight days of work.. NOT that i'm complaining..just hard to go from corporate slut to porn queen in 3 nano seconds. Got my new biz cards yesterday that have my very straight corporate persona on the front and on the back says "visit camdollies.com" LMAO.. Can't wait for all those broadcasters next week!! Might actually get to "build submit forget" something today waving..have a good one.. __________________ Support Indie Porn Sites OMGoddess You know you need some Bling!!