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2005-04-15, 09:11 AM
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Former pr0n slinger.
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Just imagine you're standing in front of a surfer and you try to get him to click your textlink. Write down the exact same words you would say to him in real life.
At least that's what I've been told... once... long time ago... I think... |
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2005-04-15, 09:31 AM
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Certified Nice Person
Join Date: Oct 2003
Location: Dirty Undies, NY
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AND PULL YOUR PANTS UP DIPSHIT! WHAT IF YOUR WIFE WALKS IN HERE AND SEES YOU JERKING OFF ON A WELL-HUNG TRANNY
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2005-04-15, 09:36 AM
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Join Date: May 2004
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2005-04-15, 10:36 AM
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Aw, Dad, you've done a lot of great things, but you're a very old man, and old people are useless
Join Date: Mar 2005
Location: Garden State
Posts: 28
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 Well I think I got it: Read, read, and read. Emotion rich text & suggest Talk to the surfer “like in real life” Cock + pussy + butt plug = $$ sale And if all this doesn’t work, go experience the stuff yourself  Thanks for the tips guys , I'll start to work on it right now. |
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