Talentless but well motivated...

[Useless]

Originally Posted by Fonz

Just imagine you're standing in front of a surfer and you try to get him to click your textlink. Write down the exact same words you would say to him in real life.

CLICK THAT FUCKING LINK YOU NO-GOOD CHEAP COCKSUCKER!

AND PULL YOUR PANTS UP DIPSHIT! WHAT IF YOUR WIFE WALKS IN HERE AND SEES YOU JERKING OFF ON A WELL-HUNG TRANNY

[Rocco]

Originally Posted by Useless Warrior

CLICK THAT FUCKING LINK YOU NO-GOOD CHEAP COCKSUCKER!

AND PULL YOUR PANTS UP DIPSHIT! WHAT IF YOUR WIFE WALKS IN HERE AND SEES YOU JERKING OFF ON A WELL-HUNG TRANNY

exactly!!!

[Boldylicious]

Originally Posted by Useless Warrior

CLICK THAT FUCKING LINK YOU NO-GOOD CHEAP COCKSUCKER!

AND PULL YOUR PANTS UP DIPSHIT! WHAT IF YOUR WIFE WALKS IN HERE AND SEES YOU JERKING OFF ON A WELL-HUNG TRANNY

LOL ...


Well I think I got it:

Read, read, and read.
Emotion rich text & suggest
Talk to the surfer “like in real life”
Cock + pussy + butt plug = $$ sale

And if all this doesn’t work, go experience the stuff yourself

Thanks for the tips guys , I'll start to work on it right now.