Happy Sunny Sunday

[Cleo]

Can I borrow your wheelbarrow?

My backyard is starting to look like what the inside of my house looked like late last year, a fucking mess. If that wasn't bad enough I seem to have disturbed all the creepy crawly things that lived in it so they are coming indoors to live with me.

I am down to just two large sections so I'm making progress. Still not sure what I'm going to do with this huge pile of wood that I have hidden behind my fence where the tree was that fell through my roof last year. I actually would burn it if I could but I don't think I'm allowed and anyway my yard isn't big enough that I wouldn't also catch something else on fire like my fence or my house.

I'm hungry…

[Useless]

Originally Posted by Cleo

Can I borrow your wheelbarrow?

No problem, but you have to pay for it's flight. Coach is fine.

With the rotting wood, you could dispose of it the way one of my former neighbors used to get rid of sticks and rocks from his yard. Toss it all over the fence. He's now serving time. He was an already dis-barred attorney who was arrested for walking down the middle of the road during a winter's night wearing sweat pants, a ladies blouse, high heels, and a vile of crack in his hand. I believe the arrest was due to the crack, not the poor fashion sense of high heels with sweat pants, though I consider that equally as criminal.