happy high times wednsday!!! it's 4-20

Cleo · 2005-04-20, 07:56 AM

Morning, morning, morning.

Played tennis for over one hour last night. I may not do anything but sit in my office chair for the whole day.

Need coffee and aspirin…

Useless · 2005-04-20, 08:10 AM

Been up about an hour and a half, yet I still feel groggy. Had to go the store already because we were out of coffee filters and I don't like going anywhere before I have my first cup of coffee. I've been outside for the last twenty minutes watering my lawn with the spray nozzle because I'm too lazy to look for the sprinkler. I'm pathetic, I know.

Someone apparently tipped-off my bastardly neighbors about my scheme to have them ticketed off the face of the earth. They parked both of their cars in their driveway last night for the first time since whenever. Interestingly enough, they left the motorcycles out at the curb and they were not ticketed, but some poor schmuck down the road was. Smells of a conspiracy to me.

They'll never take me alive.

Greenguy · 2005-04-20, 08:12 AM

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Originally Posted by Useless Warrior

...I've been outside for the last twenty minutes watering my lawn with the spray nozzle because I'm too lazy to look for the sprinkler...

Wouldn't it be considered lazy if you did it the other way around?

Useless · 2005-04-20, 08:24 AM

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Originally Posted by Greenguy

Wouldn't it be considered lazy if you did it the other way around?

Um...maybe you're right. I don't feel so silly now.

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Originally Posted by Cleo

You are welcome to come dig in the sand...

I have spent the last week digging in the sand. Two years ago I brought in yard after yard of clean sand for our poor man's paradise (above ground pool). I took the pool down this past fall since we want to get the heck out of Dodge and a pool of any kind is not a selling point up here. (especially an above ground) So now I'm left with all that lovely lawn killing sand. I've been digging holes and burying it and covering with topsoil. Plus I've been tilling the soil with a shovel. I'm beat!

2005-04-20, 07:56 AM	#1
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2005-04-20, 08:10 AM	#2
Useless Certified Nice Person Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: Dirty Undies, NY Posts: 11,268	Been up about an hour and a half, yet I still feel groggy. Had to go the store already because we were out of coffee filters and I don't like going anywhere before I have my first cup of coffee. I've been outside for the last twenty minutes watering my lawn with the spray nozzle because I'm too lazy to look for the sprinkler. I'm pathetic, I know. Someone apparently tipped-off my bastardly neighbors about my scheme to have them ticketed off the face of the earth. They parked both of their cars in their driveway last night for the first time since whenever. Interestingly enough, they left the motorcycles out at the curb and they were not ticketed, but some poor schmuck down the road was. Smells of a conspiracy to me. They'll never take me alive. __________________ Click here to purchase a bridge I'm selling.