happy high times wednsday!!! it's 4-20

pornrex · 2005-04-20, 09:55 AM

Today is gonna be fun...

I'm a handy guy around the house. I vacuum, do dishes, and all sorts of domesticated chores are a piece of cake to me. Yesterday, in preparation for spring and summer, I decided to get the lawn mower ready, you know...change the spark plug, filter, give it a fresh can of oil, the whole nine yards.

So, I go to start it, nothing. I'm thinking "come on you stupid fuck...start already" I try again - bang! It starts (Honda mowers are great that way!)
Once I adjust the choke (easy now, don't get too excited) I'm thinking lets give it a "once around" the yard. So I put it in gear and try to engage, the fucking cable snaps. I was pissed.

Am I ever glad today is 4:20. Already 420'd at4:20 this morning and it looks like its gonna be 2 for 2 this afternoon as well.

2005-04-20, 09:55 AM	#12
pornrex feeling a bit better Join Date: Aug 2004 Posts: 1,779	Today is gonna be fun... I'm a handy guy around the house. I vacuum, do dishes, and all sorts of domesticated chores are a piece of cake to me. Yesterday, in preparation for spring and summer, I decided to get the lawn mower ready, you know...change the spark plug, filter, give it a fresh can of oil, the whole nine yards. So, I go to start it, nothing. I'm thinking "come on you stupid fuck...start already" I try again - bang! It starts (Honda mowers are great that way!) Once I adjust the choke (easy now, don't get too excited) I'm thinking lets give it a "once around" the yard. So I put it in gear and try to engage, the fucking cable snaps. I was pissed. Am I ever glad today is 4:20. Already 420'd at4:20 this morning and it looks like its gonna be 2 for 2 this afternoon as well. __________________ colo-cation - the only host you'll need