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Old 2005-05-03, 10:19 AM   #1
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Morning all -
Fuc**d up night last night, I'm barely awake. Actually don't remember when I got home.
A great female friend (from the bbq party with Buddy) caught her husband with another woman. Which I normally could care less about. However, her kids and my kids are Very good friends and they are over 3 or 4 days a week.
So for the "Small Town Turns" episode 1458, like 10 of us went to the bar.
The women all ended up hating all men, but the guys just drank lot's of beer and played pool

Seriously though, she's not handling things very well, so I'll probably end up with her kids for a few nights while they try to figure this out.
In the meantime, I need some sleep.
So I'll be scarce today.

I'm getting too old for this!
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Old 2005-05-03, 02:28 PM   #2
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Seriously though, she's not handling things very well, so I'll probably end up with her kids for a few nights while they try to figure this out.!
You should explain to her that the only way she's ever going to be able to get past this is to have a well-meaning friend threat her like an absolute cumslut for a couple of days.

I had a woman in an English class years ago who asked me to come and study with her one night. I didn't bring my books because it was a research paper class and there really wasn't anything to study. She relayed her entire sob story about how she felt unloved by her husband because he wasn't angry when she informed him that SHE SUCKED HIS CO-WORKER'S COCK AT HIS BEST FRIEND'S PARTY. As you can see, I was dealing with a freaky wench. I really felt sorry for her poor husband, which isn't like me. I went through a long explanation about how much of a fool she was being and that her husband very obviously loved her and understood that she was drunk at the time. She agreed that she was being an idiot and seemed to feel much better about herself and her marriage. Then we fucked. Twice.

True story.
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Old 2005-05-03, 02:35 PM   #3
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UW do you have a blog? you really need to start writing down everything that spins around your mind to share with the world... I know I would read it
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Old 2005-05-03, 02:50 PM   #4
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I had a woman in an English class years ago who asked me to come and study with her one night.
lol i wonder if people still use that excuse now..old and classic, come on UW you didnt expect for real she wanted to study..did ya?
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UW do you have a blog? you really need to start writing down everything that spins around your mind to share with the world... I know I would read it
This is my blog. Seems to be working out fairly well. It's 19779 on Alexa. |cool|
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come on UW you didnt expect for real she wanted to study..did ya?
Well, you never know. I'm not one of those guys that woman spontaneously invite to their homes. She was kind enough to tell me that she wasn't physically attracted to me. I get that a lot.
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Old 2005-05-03, 03:06 PM   #6
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This is my blog. Seems to be working out fairly well. It's 19779 on Alexa. |cool|

Well, you never know. I'm not one of those guys that woman spontaneously invite to their homes. She was kind enough to tell me that she wasn't physically attracted to me. I get that a lot.
hahahahahaha me choking now, you nuthead
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Old 2005-05-03, 03:35 PM   #7
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hahahahahaha me choking now, you nuthead
One of the first lessons I learned on this board. When I see a post by UW, I swallow anything I happen to be drinking and set the cup down before reading further.
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Old 2005-05-03, 05:47 PM   #8
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Morning ppls
My son does the goin to his gf's to 'study' line at least 3 times a week lol. I think he will get an A in biology.
Its getting chilly here already so I dug out my sheepskin uggboots/slippers and big warm dressing gown... no more working in underwear for me for a while I think.
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This is my blog. Seems to be working out fairly well. It's 19779 on Alexa. |cool|
Yeah, who needs a blog, when you have Greenguy And Jim
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