Happy Sultry Saturday to One and All

Useless · 2005-05-07, 10:01 AM

Good morning. I'm just sitting here in my skull & cross bone boxers and navy tube socks looking sexy as all hell. The new owners of the house right next door to me appear to have taken control and are rippinng out the carpets in the upper apartment. They seem to be enjoying themselves, wearing their little white dust masks.

I may wander outside and water my dirt today. I have given up on the grass seed ever sprouting, but wet dirt looks better than dry dirt so I continue to water it daily. It's like banging a pock-faced barslut. It's not the sex that you hoped for, but you take what you can get.

2005-05-07, 10:01 AM	#11
Useless Certified Nice Person Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: Dirty Undies, NY Posts: 11,268	Good morning. I'm just sitting here in my skull & cross bone boxers and navy tube socks looking sexy as all hell. The new owners of the house right next door to me appear to have taken control and are rippinng out the carpets in the upper apartment. They seem to be enjoying themselves, wearing their little white dust masks. I may wander outside and water my dirt today. I have given up on the grass seed ever sprouting, but wet dirt looks better than dry dirt so I continue to water it daily. It's like banging a pock-faced barslut. It's not the sex that you hoped for, but you take what you can get. __________________ Click here to purchase a bridge I'm selling.