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			 Don't let a programmer design your front-end pages! 
			
			
		
			
				
			
			
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			 What is it with submitters from Russia (and Ukraine, Bulgaria, etc.) and the missing 'S's in their descriptions? 
		
	
		
		
		
		
		
		
			Like Busty blonde fucks two Nude teen in stockings Two lesbian teens licking cunts There's hardly any black writing left on the 'S' on my keyboard for all the 'S's I have to add to descriptions... LOL 
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			 I want to live. I want to experience the universe, and I want to eat pie. 
			
			
		
			
				
			
			
								
		
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 But then, so is my "c". And now this is getting entirely too personal.  | 
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			 Don't let a programmer design your front-end pages! 
			
			
		
			
				
			
			
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 I still prefer CTRL-C and CTRL-V to copy things - some days I get a real strain in my left hand fingers from over-doing it (I actually bought some years ago a different keyboard with less distance between the CTRL and the 'V' keys...) 
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			 I'm normally not a praying man, but if you're up there, please save me Superman! 
			
			
		
			
				
			
			
								
		
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		 LOL 
		
	
		
		
		
		
		
		
			
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			 If something goes wrong at the plant, blame the guy who can't speak English 
			
			
		
			
				
			
			
								
		
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		 This has nothing to do with being russian or ukrainian or bulgarian or whatever. It's just because these submitters don't know english language well. They don't know the grammar and can hardly put a meaningful sentence together. 
		
	
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
	
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			 Jim? I heard he's a dirty pornographer. 
			
			
		
			
				
			
			
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    Mishi lost her C. | 
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			 Solipsists of the world unite 
			
			
		
			
				
			
			
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		 And then there's the keyword stuffing and the absence of "her", "the" etc. Hot blonde lesbian bisexual mature milf bicth (sic) gets naked shaved pussy camel toe nailed in lewd kitchen! 
		
	
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
	
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			 I want to live. I want to experience the universe, and I want to eat pie. 
			
			
		
			
				
			
			
								
		
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			 Took the hint. 
			
			
		
			
			
								
		
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		 I know where all the S have gone... to words like "dissolute" and "sex actions". 
		
	
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
	
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			 HEY NOW! 
			
			
		
			
				
			
			
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			 Aw, Dad, you've done a lot of great things, but you're a very old man, and old people are useless 
			
			
		
			
				
			
			
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			 Certified Nice Person 
			
			
		
			
				
			
			
								
		
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		 Nuded busted blonde enjoy hard sex action anal bedroom! 
		
	
		
		
		
		
		
		
			
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			 Arghhhh...submit yer sites ya ruddy swabs! 
			
			
		
			
				
			
			
								
		
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 That's classic UW! Sadly, I know you didn't just make that up...I've seen descriptions very close to it ![]()  | 
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			 No offence Apu, but when they were handing out religions you must have been out taking a whizz 
			
			
		
			
			
								
		
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		 ALL YOUR "S" ARE BELONG TO ME. 
		
	
		
		
		
		
		
		
			
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			 Lonewolf Internet Sales 
			
			
		
			
				
			
			
								
		
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		 Someone set us the bomb. 
		
	
		
		
		
		
		
		
			The busted dissolute hardcore actions bomb, that is. 
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			 You can now put whatever you want in this space :) 
			
			
		
			
			
								
		
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		 That is sad that russian webmasters are illiterate. English is much more simple language than Russian. 
		
	
		
		
		
		
		
		
			
		
		
		
		
		
		
	
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			 Lord help me, I'm just not that bright 
			
			
		
			
			
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		 I don't think that all Russian webmasters are illiterate. Illiterate means that you can't read or write.  
		
	
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
	
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			 feeling a bit better 
			
			
		
			
				
			
			
								
		
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			 Lord help me, I'm just not that bright 
			
			
		
			
			
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