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#26 |
Hey, can you take the wheel for a second, I have to scratch my self in two places at once
Join Date: Apr 2004
Location: near Seattle WA
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I would personally rather be called "mature" than MILF, and I'm only 32. The reason? I DON'T FUCKING HAVE CHILDREN!
The assumption that all women over 25 (or whatever arbitrary age one no longer can be called a teen in this industry) are mothers annoys the fuck out of me. But I guess it's not MY preference, but the surfers' preferences we should care about. |
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#27 |
The only guys who wear Hawaiian shirts are gay guys and big fat party animals
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Mature = old
Granny = Really old Milf = I guess I won't put her on my "teen" site since she IS 36, but she sure is hot. ![]() |
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#28 |
NO! Im not a female - but being a dragon, I do eat them.
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1. milf
"Mother I'd Like (to) Fuck" mothers, whether married, separated or divorced, that a male individual sees as physical attractive enough to want to have sexual intercourse with them. Just cuz their moms doesn't mean that they don't need a spark in their love life. If they've ever breastfed,they have really responsive nipples and a core of erectile tissue in their breasts. The ones in good shape have worked at regaining control over their vaginas (Kegel exercises).MILFs are usually real careful about birth control, they know accidents happen but they take responsible steps. They want to fuck with abandon, with no romantic complications for their under-19 family. A MILF is any mother that is sexually desirable. From Urban Dictionary ![]() and my own take - yeah the movie brought it to public attention and the issue that Rolling Stone did on it made it even more famous - but it was definitely around for a long time before that - of course back in the 60s we called it MIS's Mothers I Screwed Free Love was such a nice term that brings back so many nice memories ![]() Got to agree on the B Spears - this pic of her explains it all |
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#29 |
No offence Apu, but when they were handing out religions you must have been out taking a whizz
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Dammit, Linkster! You just killed this thread with that pic.
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NO! Im not a female - but being a dragon, I do eat them.
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venturi |blowkiss|
thought it might bring it to its knees |
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