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Old 2005-05-13, 02:00 PM   #1
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I met my wife on a cam site and 4 years later lol she is my wife lol so maybe I'm selling a possible dating service. lol.
I think I met your wife on a cam site too.

BA-ZIIING!!

Hey, c'mon you walked into that one. You know I'm kidding right? Hello? These are the jokes people.

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Ok, I sell surfers on a reason to hit the tour. All I try to do is get them to click to the sponsor. I choose sponsors that I feel can convert a surfer.

I explain to the surfer that they will be going to a membership tour. I give them reasons why it's better to join, I tell them it's secure, safe and guarantee them a good experience.

I recently purchased a few books on marketing and sales. It's amazing to see how just a few simple changes can really improve your sales. Stuff, like 'power advertising words', or 'color schemes' or 'learning how to dispell any negative thoughts by pointing them out to your surfer'.. (most people just ignore the negatives.)

So what do I sell? I sell digital pussy. I'm a digital pimp. I sell them on a reason to click.
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Old 2005-05-13, 02:06 PM   #2
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So what do I sell? I sell digital pussy. I'm a digital pimp. I sell them on a reason to click.
Nice answer
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Old 2005-05-13, 02:31 PM   #3
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I sell the join.

It would be nice if selling the tour worked well enough, but you can't count on most tours closing the sale.
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Old 2005-05-13, 03:03 PM   #4
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I think I met your wife on a cam site too.

BA-ZIIING!!

Hey, c'mon you walked into that one. You know I'm kidding right? Hello? These are the jokes people.
Hey its ok it never bothers me about comments like this. In fact I often wonder when we go out with friends how many of them went to her shows. LOL I know their wives look at my wife differantly, like she's a slut or something but fact is I just laugh it off. My wife sell bullshit to people. She never leads them to think she will met them or that they have a chance of meeting her. She tells them she is married. But this guys I don't understand. They will send her money just because. In fact the other day she had some guy offer to send her 8k a month for her to control him. LOL. I said to her sure tell him to send the money and you will control his life over the net. Go figure 4 hours later she gets a mail from Western Union with a 2k money pick up from the guy. She came home contacted him and ripped him up. He loved it so much he paid the next day for the next weeks whipping lol. Hey everyone can go see my wife but to see you must pay lol. But only I get to touch. LOL
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