Did I mention that my land is getting logged as we speak?

Jim · 2005-05-25, 10:18 AM

Yep, finally my land is getting logged. Before looking at all the land the logger told me he would give me a lowball figure of $30k. I saw him yesterday and asked how it was looking and he said, "you have some really nice Cherry trees". The figure was a definate lowball.

The way it works is the buyer shows up once/week with their trucks and gives us a price. So, after tomorrow, I should have a good idea how much money my $15k land will bring me.

Useless · 2005-05-25, 10:35 AM

Tree killer! Tree killer!

Glad to hear that you're making some money off of those flood plains out there. Now you'll be able to afford a user-friendly digital camera, or maybe a Polaroid and a scanner.

Cleo · 2005-05-25, 10:41 AM

And still no pics…

Greenguy · 2005-05-25, 10:42 AM

It's about fucking time

Jim · 2005-05-25, 03:13 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Greenguy

It's about fucking time

The waiting looks like it will pay off

Torn Rose · 2005-05-25, 03:46 PM

Evil Chris · 2005-05-25, 03:50 PM

Why are you clear cutting your land?

Useless · 2005-05-25, 04:17 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Evil Chris

Why are you clear cutting your land?

Because he's a flag-waving republican tree killer.

|Jim

Jim · 2005-05-25, 04:35 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Evil Chris

Why are you clear cutting your land?

Clear Cutting???
Trees are like any other garden. If they are not thinned out once in a while, they die. I would never clear cut anything.

Torn Rose · 2005-05-25, 04:48 PM

Jim · 2005-05-25, 04:59 PM

I got your dick right here. And I know you must be missing it because you keep talking about it.

Torn Rose · 2005-05-25, 05:36 PM

Jim · 2005-06-04, 06:33 AM

Well, here is the deal...
As of yesterday, I have made $4k and they have just about finished 1 acre. Only 62 acres left to go

Quick math tells me that is about $248k worth of wood. Oooops, 7 of those acres are lawn so that would be $220k worth of wood within the next 2 or 3 months

Now that was a smart $15k investment when I first bought the land

Useless · 2005-06-04, 09:46 AM

Party at Jim's House

Free whores for everyone!

Doug E · 2005-06-04, 02:04 PM

maybe ile come chain myself to one of your trees, make a weekend out of it

juggernaut · 2005-06-04, 02:06 PM

Hell if you own it then you do what you want with it Jim. This is or was America the last time I checked. Even though it looks like moving to another country might be a better option soon. Cut thos suckers down. I need printer paper.

Jim · 2005-06-04, 03:21 PM

A forest really is like a garden. Once trees get too big, the block sunlight from the smaller trees and they die. You have to weed a garden and you have to weed a forest. Damn I have a lot of Oak and Cherry trees

cd34 · 2005-06-04, 03:33 PM

Wait until the Forest Affiliate program introduces shaving. Those last acres won't be near as productive as the first acres.

Toby · 2005-06-04, 05:49 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Doug E

maybe ile come chain myself to one of your trees, make a weekend out of it

Save a logger, eat an owl.

Jim · 2005-06-04, 06:43 PM

I make sure I am there when the buyer totals up the wood each week and puts it in our payout column. The guy is a friend but it would be too easy to skim some of my wood.

Tommy · 2005-06-04, 06:59 PM

so what this means acres of stumps

I would love to see some before and after pics

Torn Rose · 2005-06-04, 08:00 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tommy

I would love to see some before and after pics

LOL...Tommy please.... this is JIM....

|Jim

Useless · 2005-06-04, 09:30 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jim

... it would be too easy to skim some of my wood.

That statement made me cringe and cup my crotch with both hands. Don't do that!

Tommy · 2005-06-04, 09:36 PM

Jim is awoken in the morning to some big guy in a plaid shirt yelling
TIMBER

Stever · 2005-06-04, 10:15 PM

Hmmm, I dont quite know what I should add to this thread.

I have a degree in forestry so i know a tad about trees and logging.

Great investment there Jim. Cherry trees too. Very valuable and they grow fast. If your just thinnning them out and leaving the rest you can do it agian in 20-30 years maybe. Or just do some of the land every year or few years for a steady income.

2005-05-25, 10:18 AM	#1
Jim Banned Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: Mohawk, New York Posts: 19,477	Did I mention that my land is getting logged as we speak? Yep, finally my land is getting logged. Before looking at all the land the logger told me he would give me a lowball figure of $30k. I saw him yesterday and asked how it was looking and he said, "you have some really nice Cherry trees". The figure was a definate lowball. The way it works is the buyer shows up once/week with their trucks and gives us a price. So, after tomorrow, I should have a good idea how much money my $15k land will bring me.

2005-05-25, 10:35 AM	#2
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2005-06-04, 06:33 AM	#13
Jim Banned Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: Mohawk, New York Posts: 19,477	Well, here is the deal... As of yesterday, I have made $4k and they have just about finished 1 acre. Only 62 acres left to go Quick math tells me that is about $248k worth of wood. Oooops, 7 of those acres are lawn so that would be $220k worth of wood within the next 2 or 3 months Now that was a smart $15k investment when I first bought the land

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juggernaut Registered User Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Central Jersey! If I was rich and powerful I would dress as my avatar does. Posts: 1,448	Hell if you own it then you do what you want with it Jim. This is or was America the last time I checked. Even though it looks like moving to another country might be a better option soon. Cut thos suckers down. I need printer paper.

2005-06-04, 03:21 PM	#17
Jim Banned Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: Mohawk, New York Posts: 19,477	A forest really is like a garden. Once trees get too big, the block sunlight from the smaller trees and they die. You have to weed a garden and you have to weed a forest. Damn I have a lot of Oak and Cherry trees

2005-06-04, 03:33 PM	#18
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2005-06-04, 06:43 PM	#20
Jim Banned Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: Mohawk, New York Posts: 19,477	I make sure I am there when the buyer totals up the wood each week and puts it in our payout column. The guy is a friend but it would be too easy to skim some of my wood.

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2005-06-04, 10:15 PM	#25
Stever Ahhh ... sweet pity. Where would my love life be without it? Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: British Columbia, Canada Posts: 208	Hmmm, I dont quite know what I should add to this thread. I have a degree in forestry so i know a tad about trees and logging. Great investment there Jim. Cherry trees too. Very valuable and they grow fast. If your just thinnning them out and leaving the rest you can do it agian in 20-30 years maybe. Or just do some of the land every year or few years for a steady income. __________________ <a href="http://www.fioramall.com/click/sponsor.php?kw_userid=Stever"><img src="http://www.steverslinks.com/images/fiora.gif"</a>