Hey Skippy! Final Voting For Description Contest!

Greenguy · 2005-05-31, 08:23 AM

1st we asked you, Skippy, to come up with a description that describes Greenguy & Jim for the upcoming Klixx Resource Magazine.

Then we asked you to pick which ones were the best.

Well, the votes are in & now we're asking you to decide which of the Top 10 descriptions we should use.

This is a normal poll where you can only vote for one of the choices & we will leave it open until Tuesday June 7th & the winner will be announced on that night's Radio Show

The winner's description will be used to describe the board in the Klixxx Resource magazine & they will also receive a check for $100 for us.

Let the voting begin!

2msacras · 2005-05-31, 09:42 AM

Tough choices. All of them are really good.

Ms Naughty · 2005-05-31, 09:47 AM

Hey, I made the final cut

Thanks everybody.

I've voted (you'll never guess who I voted for...) but I get the feeling that UW has this one sewn up.

Chop Smith · 2005-05-31, 10:28 AM

Someone predicted that the Warrior would write a Useless description.

pornrex · 2005-05-31, 10:47 AM

I made the finals too! Yippee!

Quote:

Originally Posted by Chop Smith

Someone predicted that the Warrior would write a Useless description.

Or three?

Good luck to everyone!

spookyx · 2005-05-31, 02:06 PM

I can't believe my famous

"did i win yet" is not even on the list

btw... did i win yet?

tortus32 · 2005-05-31, 02:16 PM

Great stuff people! I voted for a fellow Mac user.

Bill :o)

Agent · 2005-05-31, 02:31 PM

I have admitted defeat and voted for one of yours UW.

Cleo · 2005-05-31, 02:36 PM

All hope is lost to UW

Trev · 2005-05-31, 02:57 PM

Uw has 15 votes as of right now.... but he's splitting his vote with to many good ones. He's being his own Ralph Nader.

Fido · 2005-05-31, 04:38 PM

Yeah, all of them are cool, hard choice

MadMax · 2005-05-31, 07:38 PM

Cool, it's nice that one of mine made the final cut

...although we all seem to be taking a pasting from UW at the moment

Useless · 2005-06-01, 07:10 AM

It frightens me that eating pig testes and Paris Hilton may pass up douching a gay midget. I should have said 'Where else can you learn about Paris Hilton douching a gay midget while eating pig testes'. But that wouldn't make any sense.

Simon · 2005-06-01, 07:43 AM

Hmmm, how about...

"where else can Paris Hilton learn to properly
douche the pig testes off a gay midget?"

Naaah... I still like your original version.

Jim · 2005-06-01, 07:47 AM

Look at Useless in the lead

HoneLynn · 2005-06-01, 06:15 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Useless Warrior

It frightens me that eating pig testes and Paris Hilton may pass up douching a gay midget. I should have said 'Where else can you learn about Paris Hilton douching a gay midget while eating pig testes'. But that wouldn't make any sense.

Makes perfect sense to me.

Ms Naughty · 2005-06-02, 12:06 AM

If I was voting between the UW entries I'd choose the gay midget over the cumslut.

Useless · 2005-06-02, 07:35 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by grandmascrotum

If I was voting between the UW entries I'd choose the gay midget over the cumslut.

Me too! I'm not even sure that Klixxx will print that one. Hilton is sue-happy.

Greenguy · 2005-06-02, 08:49 AM

Get voting if you haven't already done so...I think I'm going to close this early tomorrow so that I can meet the new Klixxx deadline.

madleinx · 2005-06-02, 09:44 AM

I just got here and your little script thingy is already screwing with my head!

Since you asked me personally, I went ahead and voted. Though it was a difficult choice!

Trev · 2005-06-02, 06:35 PM

The gay midget one is perfect IMO... It mirrors the board. It tells clearly, consisely and business like about the board, with a kicker at the end. It also fits what I recall GreenGuy asking for... an inside joke. After all... everyone knows about Paris Hilton, but only we know how to properly douche a gay midget.

Greenguy · 2005-06-03, 08:01 AM

And we have a winner:
http://www.greenguysboard.com/board/...ad.php?t=20386

View Poll Results: Which Phrase Best Describes Greenguy & Jim?
beano: Greenguy and Jim....don't Go Fuck Yourself	6	8.57%
Cleo: More money, less bullshit.	5	7.14%
grandmascrotum: It's green, it's clean, it's the place to be seen. There is some venting of spleen, but it's never mean. Greenguy and Jim, the ultimate business scene.	4	5.71%
Greenguy: There is no such thing as a stupid question, just stupid people.	8	11.43%
MadMax: The Ultimate Adult Webmaster Resource - User friendly resource listings, high-business/low-drama forums, and experts on everything from making cash with free sites, link lists and paysites to obscure scripting and programming...plus awesome contests with real cash prizes like the contest I won by writing this.	3	4.29%
pornrex: GreenguyandJim - two great guys, one ultimate resource.	2	2.86%
Urb: Everything You Ever Wanted To Know About Adult Webmastering, But Were Afraid To Ask On The Other Boards.	5	7.14%
Urb: It's Green, It's Seen, It's A Webmaster's Dream!	3	4.29%
Useless Warrior: A webmaster-centric community known for its relaxed yet productive atmosphere, Greenguy & Jim's Ultimate Webmaster Resource not only provides the tools necessary for success, but also vital industry news and radio shows to keep both newbies and experienced webmasters fully apprised of their ever-evolving environs. Besides, where else can you learn how to properly douche a gay midget?	16	22.86%
Useless Warrior: Players from all aspects of the game gather at Greenguy & Jim's to conduct business, create alliances, and learn from the industry's true survivors. All challenges, from getting listed to blogging, from free site building to search engine strategy, can be won with the helpful advice from the pros. The consumption of pig testes is completely optional.	7	10.00%
Useless Warrior: Where the coffee is hot, the bacon is sizzling, and Paris Hilton is just another dumb skinny cumslut.	11	15.71%
Voters: 70. You may not vote on this poll

2005-05-31, 08:23 AM	#1
Greenguy The Original Greenguy (Est'd 1996) & AVN HOF Member - I Crop Pics For Thumbs In My Sleep Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Blasdell, NY (shithole suburb south of Buffalo) Posts: 41,929	Hey Skippy! Final Voting For Description Contest! 1st we asked you, Skippy, to come up with a description that describes Greenguy & Jim for the upcoming Klixx Resource Magazine. Then we asked you to pick which ones were the best. Well, the votes are in & now we're asking you to decide which of the Top 10 descriptions we should use. This is a normal poll where you can only vote for one of the choices & we will leave it open until Tuesday June 7th & the winner will be announced on that night's Radio Show The winner's description will be used to describe the board in the Klixxx Resource magazine & they will also receive a check for $100 for us. Let the voting begin! __________________ Promote POV Porn Cash By Building & Submitting Galleries to the Porn Luv Network

2005-05-31, 09:47 AM	#3
Ms Naughty old enough to be Grandma Scrotum Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: Australia Posts: 1,408	Hey, I made the final cut Thanks everybody. I've voted (you'll never guess who I voted for...) but I get the feeling that UW has this one sewn up. __________________ Promote Bright Desire

2005-05-31, 10:28 AM	#4
Chop Smith Eighteen 'til I Die Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: Mississippi Posts: 2,168	Someone predicted that the Warrior would write a Useless description. __________________

2005-05-31, 02:16 PM	#7
tortus32 A little nonsense, now and then, is relished by the wisest men Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Montague, NJ Posts: 628	Great stuff people! I voted for a fellow Mac user. Bill :o) __________________ TrafficHolder.com - Buy/Sell Adult Traffic

2005-05-31, 09:42 AM	#2
2msacras The sun? That's the hottest place on Earth Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: Chicago Posts: 394	Tough choices. All of them are really good.

2005-05-31, 02:06 PM	#6
spookyx Kodak Ghosts Run Amok Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: Hobbs End Posts: 1,718	I can't believe my famous "did i win yet" is not even on the list btw... did i win yet?

2005-05-31, 02:31 PM	#8
Agent You can now put whatever you want in this space :) Join Date: May 2004 Posts: 631	I have admitted defeat and voted for one of yours UW. __________________ Brihana.com

2005-05-31, 02:36 PM	#9
Cleo Subversive filth of the hedonistic decadent West Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Southeast Florida Posts: 27,936	All hope is lost to UW __________________ Free Rides on Uber and Lyft Uber Car: uberTzTerri Lyft Car: TZ896289

2005-05-31, 02:57 PM	#10
Trev Is it over already? Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: the beautiful shores of Lake Erie Posts: 890	Uw has 15 votes as of right now.... but he's splitting his vote with to many good ones. He's being his own Ralph Nader. __________________ Hey buddy... can you spare a sig?

2005-05-31, 04:38 PM	#11
Fido And Lord, we are especially thankful for nuclear power, the cleanest, safest energy source there is. Except for solar, which is just a pipe dream Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Czech Republic Posts: 229	Yeah, all of them are cool, hard choice

2005-05-31, 07:38 PM	#12
MadMax "Without evil there can be no good, so it must be good to be evil sometimes" ~ Satan Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: Motor City, baby, where carjacking was invented! Now GIMME THOSE SHOES! Posts: 2,385	Cool, it's nice that one of mine made the final cut...although we all seem to be taking a pasting from UW at the moment

2005-06-01, 07:10 AM	#13
Useless Certified Nice Person Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: Dirty Undies, NY Posts: 11,268	It frightens me that eating pig testes and Paris Hilton may pass up douching a gay midget. I should have said 'Where else can you learn about Paris Hilton douching a gay midget while eating pig testes'. But that wouldn't make any sense. __________________ Click here to purchase a bridge I'm selling.

2005-06-01, 07:43 AM	#14
Simon That which does not kill us, will try, try again. Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: Conch Republic Posts: 5,150	Hmmm, how about... "where else can Paris Hilton learn to properly douche the pig testes off a gay midget?" Naaah... I still like your original version. __________________ "If you're happy and you know it, think again." -- Guru Pitka

2005-06-01, 07:47 AM	#15
Jim Banned Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: Mohawk, New York Posts: 19,477	Look at Useless in the lead

2005-06-02, 12:06 AM	#17
Ms Naughty old enough to be Grandma Scrotum Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: Australia Posts: 1,408	If I was voting between the UW entries I'd choose the gay midget over the cumslut. __________________ Promote Bright Desire

2005-06-02, 08:49 AM	#19
Greenguy The Original Greenguy (Est'd 1996) & AVN HOF Member - I Crop Pics For Thumbs In My Sleep Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Blasdell, NY (shithole suburb south of Buffalo) Posts: 41,929	Get voting if you haven't already done so...I think I'm going to close this early tomorrow so that I can meet the new Klixxx deadline. __________________ Promote POV Porn Cash By Building & Submitting Galleries to the Porn Luv Network

2005-06-02, 09:44 AM	#20
madleinx Trying is the first step towards failure Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: Big Easy, or Disneyland for Grown-Ups Posts: 120	I just got here and your little script thingy is already screwing with my head! Since you asked me personally, I went ahead and voted. Though it was a difficult choice! __________________ <A HREF="http://apps.ClickCash.com/cgi/cc_refer.exe?acct=JUSTMARIE" target="_top">$40 PPS and up on FREE signups! All niches and tons of promo content!</A>

2005-06-02, 06:35 PM	#21
Trev Is it over already? Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: the beautiful shores of Lake Erie Posts: 890	The gay midget one is perfect IMO... It mirrors the board. It tells clearly, consisely and business like about the board, with a kicker at the end. It also fits what I recall GreenGuy asking for... an inside joke. After all... everyone knows about Paris Hilton, but only we know how to properly douche a gay midget. __________________ Hey buddy... can you spare a sig?

2005-06-03, 08:01 AM	#22
Greenguy The Original Greenguy (Est'd 1996) & AVN HOF Member - I Crop Pics For Thumbs In My Sleep Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Blasdell, NY (shithole suburb south of Buffalo) Posts: 41,929	And we have a winner: http://www.greenguysboard.com/board/...ad.php?t=20386 __________________ Promote POV Porn Cash By Building & Submitting Galleries to the Porn Luv Network