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Old 2005-06-30, 12:18 PM   #1
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Talking Humor inspired by new board smiley

Seeing that smiley inspired a memory of this old joke:

"I used to think I was into bestiality and necrophilia...
...but then I found out I was just beating a dead horse."
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Old 2005-06-30, 01:48 PM   #2
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OMG! That smiley is great!
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Old 2005-07-04, 07:16 AM   #3
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how can we tell a smiley from one another?
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Old 2005-07-04, 02:41 PM   #4
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Old 2005-07-04, 08:02 PM   #5
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I don't like this smiley too much....
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Old 2005-07-04, 09:47 PM   #6
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I am off to post that smiley in another thread. Thanks for pointing it out, Simon
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Old 2005-07-04, 11:53 PM   #7
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Disturbing yet entertaining as well.
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Old 2005-07-05, 01:40 AM   #8
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I saw a comedy sketch once that went like this:
The comedian did the following for about 30 seconds:

Then he said "You know, I just don't think this joke is working anymore."
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Old 2005-07-06, 11:21 PM   #9
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still works on me. :p can i copy it?
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Old 2005-07-07, 01:20 AM   #10
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hahahahaha! cool!
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