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Old 2005-08-01, 08:13 AM   #1
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- if your bank doesn't know what you do for a living, them seeing a check from a company named "Drunk Dollars" will raise a few eyebrows
That reminded me of the old urban legend story from Usenet a few years ago.

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From http://www.snopes.com/risque/porn/porntape.htm

Australian Police have been unable to recommend a prosecution for the following scam:
A company takes out a newspaper advertisement claiming to be able to supply imported hard core pornographic videos. As their prices seem reasonable, people place orders and make payments via cheque.

After several weeks, the company writes back explaining that under the present law they are unable to supply the materials and do not wish to be prosecuted. So they return their customers' money in the form of a company cheque. However, due to the name of the company, few people ever bother to present these to their banks.

The name of the company is:
'The Anal Sex and Fetish Perversion Company'.

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Old 2005-08-01, 10:35 AM   #2
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really good story

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That reminded me of the old urban legend story from Usenet a few years ago.

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From http://www.snopes.com/risque/porn/porntape.htm

Australian Police have been unable to recommend a prosecution for the following scam:
A company takes out a newspaper advertisement claiming to be able to supply imported hard core pornographic videos. As their prices seem reasonable, people place orders and make payments via cheque.

After several weeks, the company writes back explaining that under the present law they are unable to supply the materials and do not wish to be prosecuted. So they return their customers' money in the form of a company cheque. However, due to the name of the company, few people ever bother to present these to their banks.

The name of the company is:
'The Anal Sex and Fetish Perversion Company'.

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Old 2005-08-01, 10:48 AM   #3
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The name of the company is:
'The Anal Sex and Fetish Perversion Company'.
Hey, isn't that the parent company of Cash Fetish?

I'd love to got to city hall and get that DBA.
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Old 2005-08-01, 11:54 AM   #4
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Hey, isn't that the parent company of Cash Fetish? I'd love to got to city hall and get that DBA.
Naah... but in Key West you could get a business license for
"The Double-Fisted Felching Cocksuckers Company"
if you went to city hall on the right day.
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