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Old 2005-08-16, 10:08 PM   #1
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Oh that's horrible!
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Old 2005-08-16, 10:27 PM   #2
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hell - It is illegal for any member of the Nevada legislature to conduct official business wearing a penis costume while the legislature is in session
That's because most of the representatives we have here have just come from their graveyard shift at "Frank's All Male Review" and they needed to "pack" their shorts.

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Old 2005-08-17, 04:19 AM   #3
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What are words worth?
What are words worth? - words

Words in papers, words in books
Words on tv, words for crooks
Words of comfort, words of peace
Words to make the fighting cease
Words to tell you what to do
Words are working hard for you
Eat your words but don’t go hungry
Words have always nearly hung me

What are words worth?
What are words worth? - words

Words of nuance, words of skill
And words of romance are a thrill
Words are stupid, words are fun
Words can put you on the run

mots press?, mots sens?,
mots qui disent la v?it?mots maudits, mots mentis,
mots qui manquent le fruit d'esprit

What are words worth?
What are words worth? - words

Its a rap race, with a fast pace
Concrete words, abstract words
Crazy words and lying words
Hazy words and dying words
Words of faith and tell me straight
Rare words and swear words
Good words and bad words

What are words worth?
What are words worth? - words

Words can make you pay and pay
Four-letter words I cannot say
Panty, toilet, dirty devil
Words are trouble, words are subtle
Words of anger, words of hate
Words over here, words out there
In the air and everywhere
Words of wisdom, words of strife
Words that write the book I like
Words won’t find no right solution
To the planet earth’s pollution
Say the right word, make a million
Words are like a certain person
Who can’t say what they mean
Don’t mean what they say
With a rap rap here and a rap rap there
Here a rap, there a rap
Everywhere a rap rap

Rap it up for the common good
Let us enlist the neighbourhood
It’s okay, I’ve overstood
This is a wordy rappinghood, okay, bye.

What are words worth?
What are words worth? - words

What are words worth?
What are words worth? - words

He’ll stop ... don’t stop ... stop.


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Old 2005-08-17, 04:47 AM   #4
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Ummm what tune's it to?

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Old 2005-08-17, 05:25 AM   #5
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Ummm what tune's it to?

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Hey up Wazza

That's Tom Tom Club, who are Chris Frantz and Tina Weymouth - ex Talking Heads.


Monkey see and monkey do
Making babies, eating food
Smelly things, pubic hair
Words of love, in the air
Sparks fly, shooting out
Making sure that every thing is working
I can't turn you down
We are programmed happy little children
Matter over mind
We can not resist so I won't fight it
Love is a machine
Love is a machine without a driver
The facts of life
The facts of life
A masterpiece
Biology
Smokey water
Air conditioned
Boys 'n' girls
And automation
Chromosomes
Designer jeans
Chimpanzees
And human beings
Machines of love
Machines of love
Strong in body, strong in mind
A love machine with the facts of life
The facts of life
The facts of life
So much sex 'n' violence
Must be a bad design
We're stupid to be fighting
Every night
The monsters we create
They welcome us aboard
The best in advertising
From coast to coast
The girls and boys combine
Like monkeys in the zoo
The clouds have silver linings
Looks pretty good
People fall in love like in fairy tales
I'm not sure I like, what they can do
I'm afraid that God has no master plan
He only takes -- what he can use
Factory life, ice cream & pie
Factory life
Someday we'll live on Venus
And men will walk on Mars
But we will still be monkeys
Down deep inside
If chimpanzees are smart
Then we will close our eyes
And let our instincts guide us
Oh oh oh oh no

Facts Of Life - True Stories.

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Old 2005-08-17, 05:30 AM   #6
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Oh great - now I've got Psycho Killer stuck in my head... Better sleep in the spare room tonight...

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Old 2005-08-17, 05:33 AM   #7
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Speaking of music - these guys managed to get the words "Bukkake Party" into their latest song

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Old 2005-08-17, 05:37 AM   #8
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Oh great - now I've got Psycho Killer stuck in my head... Better sleep in the spare room tonight...

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When I have nothing to say, my lips are sealed....

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