Laptops, Again

Useless · 2005-09-17, 01:54 AM

I've found the most important factor with any laptop is finding a good way to keep your thighs cool.

If you do what I do, and sit on the couch for a couple of hours while working - your balls will have jungle rot. This is, of course, assuming you have balls. Otherwise, you may want to douche to prevent yeast infections/jungle rot.

wicked1 · 2005-09-17, 09:14 AM

I find the extra heat generated by my BIG thumping processor keep my thighs at just the right temprature to keep the creative juices flowing

Not to mention the laptop sitting on my lap keeps my hands above waist height which makes a physical barrier thus increasing productivity tenfold as well as keeping my credit card bill in check.

As for what to do with excessive yeast, we Aussies have built a national icon on a yeast extract product , you can see it here vegemite.com.au |shocking|

Wicked1

2005-09-17, 01:54 AM	#1
Useless Certified Nice Person Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: Dirty Undies, NY Posts: 11,268	I've found the most important factor with any laptop is finding a good way to keep your thighs cool. If you do what I do, and sit on the couch for a couple of hours while working - your balls will have jungle rot. This is, of course, assuming you have balls. Otherwise, you may want to douche to prevent yeast infections/jungle rot. __________________ Click here to purchase a bridge I'm selling.

2005-09-17, 09:14 AM	#2
wicked1 I'm going to the backseat of my car with the woman I love, and I won't be back for TEN MINUTES Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: Australia Posts: 82	I find the extra heat generated by my BIG thumping processor keep my thighs at just the right temprature to keep the creative juices flowing Not to mention the laptop sitting on my lap keeps my hands above waist height which makes a physical barrier thus increasing productivity tenfold as well as keeping my credit card bill in check. As for what to do with excessive yeast, we Aussies have built a national icon on a yeast extract product , you can see it here vegemite.com.au \|shocking\| Wicked1