I got NOTHING done yesterday, and its all HER FAULT!

juggernaut · 2005-10-20, 01:21 AM

Ok even tho I am not a fan of cats I will say that is a pretty one. One thing I never liked about them is you can be so nice to them and BAM they just scratch you for no reason. Just like when i was 7, I was sitting at my moms friends house, the cat jumpped on me and I started petting it. 5 mins later my mom had to ripped it from my thighs. Thats why now when i see them walking in the streets around here i try to run them over. In fact I have a bumpper sticker on my truck that reads "Looking for your cat? Check under my tires!!" I feel I am doing some innocent young child a protective service. Pretty cat tho, just dont bring it to Jersey and let it out of the house I may be around in my little red ford.

2005-10-20, 01:21 AM	#1
juggernaut Registered User Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Central Jersey! If I was rich and powerful I would dress as my avatar does. Posts: 1,448	Ok even tho I am not a fan of cats I will say that is a pretty one. One thing I never liked about them is you can be so nice to them and BAM they just scratch you for no reason. Just like when i was 7, I was sitting at my moms friends house, the cat jumpped on me and I started petting it. 5 mins later my mom had to ripped it from my thighs. Thats why now when i see them walking in the streets around here i try to run them over. In fact I have a bumpper sticker on my truck that reads "Looking for your cat? Check under my tires!!" I feel I am doing some innocent young child a protective service. Pretty cat tho, just dont bring it to Jersey and let it out of the house I may be around in my little red ford.