Happy It's Definetly A Monday Day

Useless · 2005-11-07, 09:55 AM

Why peanut butter, but not walnut butter? It's rather disconcerting, isn't it?

Good morning.

After watching my wife rake the backyard for a while yesterday, I started the lawnmower and ran over the rest of the leaves, mulching them into nice small bits that cannot easily be raked. I hate raking. I much prefer letting the earth's debris rot than go through the effort of removing it all. I do, however, enjoy dumping some of it at the curb, blocking my idiot neighbors' ability to park in front of my home. I'm wondering if civilians can purchase those spike strips the cops are so proud of on the car chase shows.

swedguy · 2005-11-07, 10:04 AM

Useless Warrior,
just wanted to let you know that you have now been upgraded to Sadist by one of the submitters that you declined submissions from

Feel privileged

Useless · 2005-11-07, 10:09 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by swedguy

Useless Warrior,
just wanted to let you know that you have now been upgraded to Sadist by one of the submitters that you declined submissions from

Feel privileged

Who, me?

Tell him or her not to take it too personally. I'm sure a great many submitters felt the very same way. I'm "hard" and proud of it.

swedguy · 2005-11-07, 10:22 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Useless Warrior

Who, me?

Tell him or her not to take it too personally. I'm sure a great many submitters felt the very same way. I'm "hard" and proud of it.

I'm going through my huge email backlog and came to that mail. Just cracked me up

Simon · 2005-11-07, 03:00 PM

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Originally Posted by Useless Warrior

I'm wondering if civilians can purchase those spike strips the cops are so proud of on the car chase shows.

Depending on the codes where you live, you may be able to just order them from a place like this one, but they're pretty expensive if you're not spending government or department dollars. Since they're based on the tetsubishi or caltrop, you can order those from some places like this one or this one, but you can also make some based on the info on this page.

Just some more useless information I thought you might like for the Useless Files.

Simon

2005-11-07, 09:55 AM	#1
Useless Certified Nice Person Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: Dirty Undies, NY Posts: 11,268	Why peanut butter, but not walnut butter? It's rather disconcerting, isn't it? Good morning. After watching my wife rake the backyard for a while yesterday, I started the lawnmower and ran over the rest of the leaves, mulching them into nice small bits that cannot easily be raked. I hate raking. I much prefer letting the earth's debris rot than go through the effort of removing it all. I do, however, enjoy dumping some of it at the curb, blocking my idiot neighbors' ability to park in front of my home. I'm wondering if civilians can purchase those spike strips the cops are so proud of on the car chase shows. __________________ Click here to purchase a bridge I'm selling.

2005-11-07, 10:04 AM	#2
swedguy Vagabond Join Date: Aug 2003 Posts: 2,374	Useless Warrior, just wanted to let you know that you have now been upgraded to Sadist by one of the submitters that you declined submissions from Feel privileged