The Official 2005 Fantasy Football Trash Talking Thread!

Torn Rose · 2005-11-15, 09:06 AM

Not so much a good weekend for me, 1-2 in the porn and 3-4 in non porn (not that those matter)

My loving wife stomped a mud hole in me and let it air dry so I am 5-5 there, which is sad since I would have beaten any man in the league, only the wife and CX would have beaten me.

Then in the league where I am in first I lost to the last place team who didn’t have a full roster, so that feels good, but I am still in sole first place.

But I did win one league by 40 which was nice, who was that against?

So I am:

5-5 tied for 3rd
5-5 tied for 3rd
7-3 First

Non porn

4-6
6-4 tied for 3rd
2-8 (worst draft I ever had and wanted to try something new which fucked me)
4-6 (NFL.com, auto draft and I got shit from it, so I have no one and nothing to trade to get someone, worst system I ever used. This team is so bad I can’t believe I am 4-6 and anyone I beat should hang their heads in shame)

2005-11-15, 09:06 AM	#21
Torn Rose "Faith is believing what you know ain't so." ~ Mark Twain Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: Portland, Oregon Posts: 4,806	Not so much a good weekend for me, 1-2 in the porn and 3-4 in non porn (not that those matter) My loving wife stomped a mud hole in me and let it air dry so I am 5-5 there, which is sad since I would have beaten any man in the league, only the wife and CX would have beaten me. Then in the league where I am in first I lost to the last place team who didn’t have a full roster, so that feels good, but I am still in sole first place. But I did win one league by 40 which was nice, who was that against? So I am: 5-5 tied for 3rd 5-5 tied for 3rd 7-3 First Non porn 4-6 6-4 tied for 3rd 2-8 (worst draft I ever had and wanted to try something new which fucked me) 4-6 (NFL.com, auto draft and I got shit from it, so I have no one and nothing to trade to get someone, worst system I ever used. This team is so bad I can’t believe I am 4-6 and anyone I beat should hang their heads in shame)