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Old 2005-11-16, 12:41 PM   #1
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My girlfriend cuts mine...hey, I get a blowjob if I let her do it, and it's for free
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Old 2005-11-16, 02:00 PM   #2
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$50 plus tip. Also an Aveda salon. I love the way their stuff smells. Shampure is my favourite!

Now colour and highlights - much pricier!
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Old 2005-11-16, 11:10 PM   #3
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$50 plus tip. Also an Aveda salon. I love the way their stuff smells. Shampure is my favourite!

Now colour and highlights - much pricier!
The nose knows. Is that a Canadian chain or do they have them in the states?
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Old 2005-11-17, 09:09 AM   #4
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$50 plus tip. Also an Aveda salon. I love the way their stuff smells. Shampure is my favourite!

Now colour and highlights - much pricier!

I once got a scalp massage at Aveda, with their herbal oils. I came home and my cat kept trying to eat my hair.
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Old 2005-11-17, 09:14 AM   #5
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Those of you who have seen me know that I don't pay anyone to cut my hair.

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Old 2005-11-18, 03:22 PM   #6
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Those of you who have seen me know that I don't pay anyone to cut my hair.

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Calm down little fella, this is the "chit-chat" forum.
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Old 2005-11-19, 06:01 AM   #7
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Calm down little fella, this is the "chit-chat" forum.
Really? Wouldn't have guessed that by some fucktard asking everyone about their haircuts.

How did you know that I'm short? Have you been peeping in my office window?
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Old 2005-11-19, 10:19 AM   #8
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Really? Wouldn't have guessed that by some fucktard asking everyone about their haircuts.

How did you know that I'm short? Have you been peeping in my office window?
Did you forget to take your meds?
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Old 2005-11-16, 08:00 PM   #9
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My girlfriend cuts mine...hey, I get a blowjob if I let her do it, and it's for free
Something's not right with that set-up, but well done anyway!


I shave mine ultra-short myself once or twice a week. I like the thuggish look after years of long straight hair.
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Old 2005-11-16, 10:22 PM   #10
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One MILLION Dollars!

Nah...just like saying MILLION

$15 + $5 for the tip...every 5 weeks or I start looking like I have a white guy afro. This stuff is thick and grows like a weed.
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Old 2005-11-16, 11:21 PM   #11
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One MILLION Dollars!

Nah...just like saying MILLION

$15 + $5 for the tip...every 5 weeks or I start looking like I have a white guy afro. This stuff is thick and grows like a weed.
Thats a week longer than I make it.
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Old 2005-11-16, 11:19 PM   #12
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Something's not right with that set-up, but well done anyway!


I shave mine ultra-short myself once or twice a week. I like the thuggish look after years of long straight hair.
Buzz cuts are the best in summer.
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Old 2005-11-16, 10:25 PM   #13
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My girlfriend cuts mine...hey, I get a blowjob if I let her do it, and it's for free
That's true love. There's no way that I'd let a girlfriend with pair of scissors get close to my balls.

I also tried dating 3 women that cut my hair and after the first date my head became thier playground. I hated that.
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Old 2005-11-16, 11:23 PM   #14
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I also tried dating 3 women that cut my hair and after the first date my head became thier playground. I hated that.
They'll love to run their fingers through your hair.
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Old 2005-11-17, 02:04 AM   #15
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Psst! Righteous: one doesn't generally reply to every single post in a thread individually.
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Old 2005-11-17, 08:39 AM   #16
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Psst! Righteous: one doesn't generally reply to every single post in a thread individually.
Thanks furrygirl, from now on I will only repy to the post I like and ignore the rest.
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Old 2005-11-17, 08:57 AM   #17
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Old 2005-11-17, 09:23 AM   #18
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That's true love. There's no way that I'd let a girlfriend with pair of scissors get close to my balls.
Héhé, what can I say...I'm living on the edge and besides, less hair is more dick
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Old 2005-11-16, 11:07 PM   #19
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My girlfriend cuts mine...hey, I get a blowjob if I let her do it, and it's for free
Not doubt, u da man.
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