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I'm a jaded evil bastard, I wouldn't piss on myself if I was on fire...
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A woman goes to a Chinese relationship counsellor to ask why she's having trouble getting a date.
After thinking for a while he says "Your problem is that you have exackeries disease" "Exackeries disease?" she says "Yes, your head looks exackery like your arse" YEAH BABY! CAN YA FEEL IT? HUH!? HUH!?
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I'm going to the backseat of my car with the woman I love, and I won't be back for TEN MINUTES
Join Date: Nov 2005
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Men are like fine wine. They all start out like grapes, and it's our job to stomp on them and keep them in the dark until they mature into something you'd want to have dinner with.
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