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Chop Smith · 2005-11-22, 02:05 AM

A woman wearing a tight leather skirt was waiting for a bus. As the bus stopped and it was her turn to get on, she became aware that her skirt was too tight to allow her leg to come up to the height of the first step. Slightly embarrassed and with a quick smile to the bus driver, she reached behind her to unzip her skirt a little, thinking that this would give her enough slack to raise her leg. Again, she tried to make the step only to discover she still couldn't.

So, a little more embarrassed, she once again reached behind her to unzip her skirt a little more and for the second time attempted the step, and once again, much to her chagrin, she could not raise her leg. With a little smile to the driver, she again reached behind to unzip a little more and again was unable to make the step.

About this time, a southern gentleman who was standing behind her picked her up easily by the waist and placed her gently on the step of the bus. She went ballistic and turned to the would-be Samaritan and screeched, "How dare you touch my body! I don't even know who you are!"

The gentleman smiled and drawled, "Well, ma'am, normally I would agree with you, but after you unzipped my fly for the third time, I kinda figured we were friends."

docholly · 2005-11-22, 10:36 AM

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Originally Posted by Chop Smith

The gentleman smiled and drawled, "Well, ma'am, normally I would agree with you, but after you unzipped my fly for the third time, I kinda figured we were friends."

LMAO

docholly · 2005-11-22, 10:39 AM

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Originally Posted by docholly

LMAO

True story: This past weekend a guy walks into my shop and asks me if i have round candles. I show my 12 and 14" pillars..but he says no i want ball candles.. I said.. i don't have balls but the guy in J-31 might. He's across from the guy with the nuts, you can't miss him ..he's got big ones.

well my neighbors on both sides were laughing so hard tears were coming and i was still just jabbering away.. until the Bag Lady pointed out that i'd said..i have no balls..

Edit: Phuck i wanted to edit the one BEFORE this.. one.. instead i'm quoting myself..

eman · 2005-11-22, 12:59 PM

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Originally Posted by docholly

True story: This past weekend a guy walks into my shop and asks me if i have round candles. I show my 12 and 14" pillars..but he says no i want ball candles.. I said.. i don't have balls but the guy in J-31 might. He's across from the guy with the nuts, you can't miss him ..he's got big ones.

well my neighbors on both sides were laughing so hard tears were coming and i was still just jabbering away.. until the Bag Lady pointed out that i'd said..i have no balls..

Reminds me of a "Two Ronnies" sketch http://pegnsean.net/%7Eoccupant/candle01.htm

2005-11-22, 02:05 AM	#1
Chop Smith Eighteen 'til I Die Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: Mississippi Posts: 2,168	A woman wearing a tight leather skirt was waiting for a bus. As the bus stopped and it was her turn to get on, she became aware that her skirt was too tight to allow her leg to come up to the height of the first step. Slightly embarrassed and with a quick smile to the bus driver, she reached behind her to unzip her skirt a little, thinking that this would give her enough slack to raise her leg. Again, she tried to make the step only to discover she still couldn't. So, a little more embarrassed, she once again reached behind her to unzip her skirt a little more and for the second time attempted the step, and once again, much to her chagrin, she could not raise her leg. With a little smile to the driver, she again reached behind to unzip a little more and again was unable to make the step. About this time, a southern gentleman who was standing behind her picked her up easily by the waist and placed her gently on the step of the bus. She went ballistic and turned to the would-be Samaritan and screeched, "How dare you touch my body! I don't even know who you are!" The gentleman smiled and drawled, "Well, ma'am, normally I would agree with you, but after you unzipped my fly for the third time, I kinda figured we were friends." __________________