Another Fat Fucking Program

GonZo · 2005-12-14, 09:16 AM

The Fat Fucking Nobodies are pleased to announce that we're currently accepting new resellers in our affiliate program , Fat Fucking Cash!

The FFN's have been successfully running sites, mostly in the solo girl genre, since 1997 to support our doughnut habit. Until now our sites have been exposed only to our own traffic and that of select affiliates who have bribed us with a fat fucking dinner. This gives our sites the advantage of being proven to convert and retain well, but at the same time they are very unsaturated.

We chained our Fat Fucking Designers and Fat Fucking Programmers to their desk and withheld their Twinkies and Ho-Ho's until they got the program going in NATS.

We've been testing with our existing affiliates and a select number of new folks for several months and now its time for you to get your pass to the buffet.

Get in line now!!! We're opening the doors with some very proven winners:

Austin Victoria -- Austin is the classic big boobed blonde, and a true southern beauty. She's been seen in Playboy's Girls of the SEC. If your surfers are looking for "big old titties" then Austin is for you!

Lexie Vaughn -- Lexie is a hot teen with nice long brunette hair down to one the finest asses you'll ever see. Lexie also bears the distinction of being the first GonZo discovered model to be released to the public with her own site.

Squirting Carly -- Carly is already well established, and we're proud to partner with her. She's the real deal with tons of videos of squirting orgasms that rival Old Faithful. We have an upcoming "squirtumentary" that proves shes the real deal and she tells you how to promote her site with a flood of sign ups!

Check it out, and if you have questions or special requests, give me a shout.

I'll be in Vegas as usual track me down and I'll buy you a doughnut or two.

http://www.fatfuckingcash.com

Greenguy · 2005-12-14, 10:12 AM

Fuck me - I need to go grab some link codes form you as I'm only listing one site right now

Surfn · 2005-12-14, 10:19 AM

GonZo

30 years ago I liked going to Spud Nuts for some pretty good sinkers.

I'll check out your new program now.

Greenguy · 2005-12-14, 10:23 AM

Fuck me fuck me

I don't even have an account - LOL

Signing up now

Surfn · 2005-12-14, 10:28 AM

I signed up but can't find any hosted galleries or sites?

GonZo · 2005-12-14, 11:04 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Greenguy

Fuck me - I need to go grab some link codes form you as I'm only listing one site right now

THanks!

Ill let you guys know when we add more sites. The solo girl niche has been good to us over the years.

But I have a couple that I have been workign on that Im going to add in for something different.

If you need anything specific let me know!

GonZo · 2005-12-14, 11:10 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Surfn

I signed up but can't find any hosted galleries or sites?

The hosted galleries are there...I dont know if Hellpuppy has put the hosted sites online yet. Ill check.

Hosted galleries are under them ad tools. NATS wants you to create campaigns and go from there.

Create the campaign
It will list the sites and there is a column for hosted ad tools.
Pics is the one you want to select with a list of your urls.

I have an email into the Fat Fucking Programmer on the Free Sites...

GonZo · 2005-12-14, 11:11 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Greenguy

Fuck me fuck me

I don't even have an account - LOL

Signing up now

You been missing out on some Fat Fucking Cash!

MrMaryLou · 2005-12-14, 11:20 AM

Wow Finaly Chubby Squirter

Surfn · 2005-12-14, 11:26 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MrMaryLou

Wow Finaly Chubby Squirter

LOL you are a unique guy

Carly · 2005-12-14, 11:34 AM

Hey Gonzo,

I am glad to be working with the FFNs and to be a part of FatFuckingCash. I think we will make a great team, I am happy about our collaboration.

GonZo · 2005-12-14, 11:41 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Carly

Hey Gonzo,

I am glad to be working with the FFNs and to be a part of FatFuckingCash. I think we will make a great team, I am happy about our collaboration.

Thanks Carly!

Ive been thinking of putting up my poncho on Ebay after we shot that promo video.

Do you think it would sell?

Carly · 2005-12-14, 11:50 AM

LOL. Yeah I think it will sell, you may have to add a COA seal.

DangerDave · 2005-12-14, 03:19 PM

.. and Carly...... what is happening to the original Squirting Carly program?

DD

Chop Smith · 2005-12-14, 04:20 PM

Congratulations on your decision to include the encoded/unencoded switch. Let us know when you get the hfs' up. I have this great little site to list them on.

Carly · 2005-12-14, 06:57 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DangerDave

.. and Carly...... what is happening to the original Squirting Carly program?

DD

DD you can keep your remaining links up and there will be no problems. If you would like to use the new promo materials in FatFuckingCash themyou can sign up with them.

But you do not have to make any changes, as it will not affect your current account.

If you have any other questions please let me know.

GonZo · 2005-12-14, 08:57 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Chop Smith

Congratulations on your decision to include the encoded/unencoded switch. Let us know when you get the hfs' up. I have this great little site to list them on.

THanks but that was in place all along. You can decide what is best for you. Ill update on the FHS asap.

Wazza · 2005-12-14, 09:09 PM

Still waiting for my email from Austin re her CCBill proggy - adding a NATS join page to a CCBill tour without any notification was nice of you - I appreciated that - really I did...

Hellpuppy · 2005-12-14, 10:34 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Wazza

Still waiting for my email from Austin re her CCBill proggy - adding a NATS join page to a CCBill tour without any notification was nice of you - I appreciated that - really I did...

First off, we did send out an email 3-4 months back to encourage everyone to switch over to the new program. I do realize that spam filters have made mass emails like that somewhat unreliable. For that reason, and the fact that some people just hate to change links, we did actually go to a lot of pains to make sure the tours did still work properly with the old program.

I just spot checked it and it seems to be working. However, do keep in mind that anything other than a CCBill referral link will hit a NATS tour. So I wont say it's impossible.

I also just checked the CCBill referral stats, very little traffic coming thru that, so it looks like most links have changed over. However, if you or anyone else still sending traffic thru CCBill thinks you may be missing signups, email me (hellpuppy at hellpuppy dot com) your affiliatle number, I'll take a look and we'll absolutely make it right.

I'll also go email the old affiliates list again. Thanks for the reminder and bringing this to my attention. Much appreciated.

2005-12-14, 09:16 AM	#1
GonZo You can now put whatever you want in this space :) Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: Atlanta,Ga Posts: 893	Another Fat Fucking Program The Fat Fucking Nobodies are pleased to announce that we're currently accepting new resellers in our affiliate program , Fat Fucking Cash! The FFN's have been successfully running sites, mostly in the solo girl genre, since 1997 to support our doughnut habit. Until now our sites have been exposed only to our own traffic and that of select affiliates who have bribed us with a fat fucking dinner. This gives our sites the advantage of being proven to convert and retain well, but at the same time they are very unsaturated. We chained our Fat Fucking Designers and Fat Fucking Programmers to their desk and withheld their Twinkies and Ho-Ho's until they got the program going in NATS. We've been testing with our existing affiliates and a select number of new folks for several months and now its time for you to get your pass to the buffet. Get in line now!!! We're opening the doors with some very proven winners: Austin Victoria -- Austin is the classic big boobed blonde, and a true southern beauty. She's been seen in Playboy's Girls of the SEC. If your surfers are looking for "big old titties" then Austin is for you! Lexie Vaughn -- Lexie is a hot teen with nice long brunette hair down to one the finest asses you'll ever see. Lexie also bears the distinction of being the first GonZo discovered model to be released to the public with her own site. Squirting Carly -- Carly is already well established, and we're proud to partner with her. She's the real deal with tons of videos of squirting orgasms that rival Old Faithful. We have an upcoming "squirtumentary" that proves shes the real deal and she tells you how to promote her site with a flood of sign ups! Check it out, and if you have questions or special requests, give me a shout. I'll be in Vegas as usual track me down and I'll buy you a doughnut or two. http://www.fatfuckingcash.com

2005-12-14, 10:12 AM	#2
Greenguy The Original Greenguy (Est'd 1996) & AVN HOF Member - I Crop Pics For Thumbs In My Sleep Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Blasdell, NY (shithole suburb south of Buffalo) Posts: 41,788	Fuck me - I need to go grab some link codes form you as I'm only listing one site right now __________________ Promote POV Porn Cash By Building & Submitting Galleries to the Porn Luv Network

2005-12-14, 10:19 AM	#3
Surfn If you don’t take a chance the Angels won’t dance Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: Earth on occasion Posts: 8,812	GonZo 30 years ago I liked going to Spud Nuts for some pretty good sinkers. I'll check out your new program now. __________________ Surfn's Links Are you a partner?

2005-12-14, 10:23 AM	#4
Greenguy The Original Greenguy (Est'd 1996) & AVN HOF Member - I Crop Pics For Thumbs In My Sleep Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Blasdell, NY (shithole suburb south of Buffalo) Posts: 41,788	Fuck me fuck me I don't even have an account - LOL Signing up now __________________ Promote POV Porn Cash By Building & Submitting Galleries to the Porn Luv Network

2005-12-14, 10:28 AM	#5
Surfn If you don’t take a chance the Angels won’t dance Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: Earth on occasion Posts: 8,812	I signed up but can't find any hosted galleries or sites? __________________ Surfn's Links Are you a partner?

2005-12-14, 11:20 AM	#9
MrMaryLou i fucking told i type to fucking fast wtf Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: New York Posts: 11,247	Wow Finaly Chubby Squirter __________________ <a href="http://www.greenguysboard.com/onthebench/">Join Me For On The Bench </a>

2005-12-14, 11:34 AM	#11
Carly WHO IS FONZY!?! Don't they teach you anything at school? Join Date: Apr 2004 Posts: 41	Hey Gonzo, I am glad to be working with the FFNs and to be a part of FatFuckingCash. I think we will make a great team, I am happy about our collaboration.

2005-12-14, 11:50 AM	#13
Carly WHO IS FONZY!?! Don't they teach you anything at school? Join Date: Apr 2004 Posts: 41	LOL. Yeah I think it will sell, you may have to add a COA seal.

2005-12-14, 03:19 PM	#14
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2005-12-14, 04:20 PM	#15
Chop Smith Eighteen 'til I Die Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: Mississippi Posts: 2,168	Congratulations on your decision to include the encoded/unencoded switch. Let us know when you get the hfs' up. I have this great little site to list them on. __________________

2005-12-14, 09:09 PM	#18
Wazza I'm a jaded evil bastard, I wouldn't piss on myself if I was on fire... Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: Melbourne, Australia Posts: 808	Still waiting for my email from Austin re her CCBill proggy - adding a NATS join page to a CCBill tour without any notification was nice of you - I appreciated that - really I did... __________________ I sale Internet My sites have no traffic and no PR - let's trade - PM me