Truly hilarious, but it would be funnier if it wasn't actually happening
Perhaps the God Squad should be celebrating the guy's actual birthday, instead of propagating their choice to co-opt Dec. 25 as the birth of Jesus, which was only done to help smooth their obliteration of religions more ancient than even the old testament.
I haven't actually said "Merry Christmas" to anyone in years. I say "Happy Holidays" both out of respect for the fact that most of the world has not been infected by the God Squad and the fact that I, myself, am not Christian. However, if you would like to use Holiday Greetings that are historically accurate, feel free to read further
Happy Feast of Sol
The following is a quote from the 2000 Encyclopędia Britannica, Volume 11 ; page 390.
"During the later periods of Roman history, sun worship gained in importance and ultimately led to what has been called a 'solar monotheism.' Nearly all the gods of the period were possessed of Solar qualities, and both Christ and Mithra acquired the traits of solar deities. The feast of Sol and Victus (open unconquered Sun) on December 25th was celebrated with great joy, and eventually this date was taken over by the Christians as Christmas, the birthday of Christ."
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Happy Feast of the Son of Isis
The answer lies in the pagan origins of Christmas. In ancient Babylon, the feast of the Son of Isis (Goddess of Nature) was celebrated on December 25. Raucous partying, gluttonous eating and drinking, and gift-giving were traditions of this feast.
http://de.essortment.com/christmaspagan_rece.htm
In short, FUCK THEM
