Happy Birthday Useless Warrior, froglist, codemonkey and Beatrix

MrYum · 2005-12-19, 09:58 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Useless Warrior

Spank you, spank you all very much.

If you would have told me that I would be this fucking sexy at 35, I would have called you a lying cocksucker.

But look at me - I'm 165 pounds of romping, stomping female satisfaction.

In lieu of expensive gifts, please send cash & blowjobs.

Lovingly yours,
-UW

Happy Birthday All!

A classic UW kinda post...love the rompin stompin part! Happy birthday to you too ya useless cocksucker

pornrex · 2005-12-19, 10:32 AM

35 huh?

Its over for you now. Just think about it: the best years are all done and it only gets worse from here on in.

Here's to the next 35 and beyond...

2005-12-19, 10:32 AM	#2
pornrex feeling a bit better Join Date: Aug 2004 Posts: 1,779	35 huh? Its over for you now. Just think about it: the best years are all done and it only gets worse from here on in. Here's to the next 35 and beyond... __________________ colo-cation - the only host you'll need