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Old 2005-12-20, 08:47 AM   #1
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Morning all, another day in paradise here. Only one of my nipples froze solid on the way to work this morning (too short of a drive for the Jeep to warm up).

Ah, well, at least I've got 20% of my Xmas shopping done

Cleo, I think Talia has gremlins. I'm sure she's more than capable of getting rid of them herself, but like alcoholism the first step must be to admit the problem
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Old 2005-12-20, 09:07 AM   #2
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Cleo, I think Talia has gremlins. I'm sure she's more than capable of getting rid of them herself, but like alcoholism the first step must be to admit the problem
So should she like sacrifice a goat over the laptop or something? My neighbor and I have thought of weighing her down and throwing her into his pool to see if she floats.

That reminds me… I am suppose to call her for lunch while I'm out her way. Not really sure if I feel like tofu goat for lunch again…
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Old 2005-12-20, 09:09 AM   #3
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(too short of a drive for the Jeep to warm up).
No such thing. Ever since I got this Durango with it's big-ass gas-slurping V8, I haven't taken a single unmotorized trip. Why walk my kids 3 blocks to school when I can sip my hot coffee in my toasty kitchen and just press that remote starter button to allow that navy blue monster to get nice and warm? I haven't had a motor that size in years. I get a stiffy just listening to the roar as I press the accelerator. Ah, yes. Now, all I have to do is figure out how to make my payments. Anyone know of any gas stations with no security cameras?
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Old 2005-12-20, 09:14 AM   #4
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Good Morning All.


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