what's wrong with this site?

[EvGenius]

hey guys, stop this offtopic.
everyone is talking but nobody is listening
on previous page i've asked you to review my 2nd version of this site:
http://www.wetdrippingsnatches.com/milkypussy/
it still seems to be not accepted by smutgremlin and greenguy. why? there's a main page now and two galleries (10pics + 11pics).
there's no blind links, now surfers know for sure where all the links goes.
so what's wrong?

[Surfn]

Originally Posted by EvGenius

hey guys, stop this offtopic.
everyone is talking but nobody is listening
on previous page i've asked you to review my 2nd version of this site:
http://www.wetdrippingsnatches.com/milkypussy/
it still seems to be not accepted by smutgremlin and greenguy. why? there's a main page now and two galleries (10pics + 11pics).
there's no blind links, now surfers know for sure where all the links goes.
so what's wrong?

Read their rules...

[EvGenius]

Originally Posted by Surfn

Read their rules...

do you think i'm a completely stupid or what?
let's walk through the rules together

You must link back to us - instructions are over here. This link MUST be visible & accessible to the surfer thru your site. A link on a page that no one will ever visit is of no use to us.

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Do not submit sites with your IP numbers in the address. Example: http://123.45.67.89/whatever/ These sites, for some reason unknown to me, seem to die after about a week or so. Do yourself a favor, spend the $15 & register a domain name.

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If you have any of those annoying pop-up consoles/windows. I only need 1 browser to surf, not 3 or 4 others popping up with nice little spam & top 500 messages & whatever the latest fad is. NO POP-UP CONSOLES OR WINDOWS AT ALL! This does include those target="new" things.

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Pay & AVS sites are more than welcome, however we ask that you do 2 things - link to us from outside the protected area (yes, I know this is a shit thing to ask, but past experiences have soured us on this & it is now a requirement) The 2nd thing is that you submit us a temporary password/username so that we may have a look around the protected area. (these will be kept private & shall not be given out for any reason - and it'll probably get you a better description than "Nice samples over here")

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No blind or misleading links what-so-ever (especially back to us) No one benefits from crap traffic!

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You must be trading traffic with at least 5 other Link Lists. I've been getting way too may sites that have just my link on them & no one else's. I send you traffic, you send me traffic

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If you link to us from the page we are linking to, do not put the link under your "enter" button - no one looks down there. The link back DOES NOT have to be on the 1st page, but if it is, it has to be above the enter link.
No links to sites that have masked pictures as their main pictures - I see no point in these at all.

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The name that you submit to us as the name of the site must actually appear on the site - this may seem like an easy enough concept, but some people have little or no idea what they are doing.

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If your site has clickable thumbs, the thumbnail images have to actually be thumbnails & NOT the actual picture loading at a smaller width & height.

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The content must be on the same domain as the site.

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No more Full Page Ads (FPA) of any kind - that means AVS FPA's (Full Page Ad: anything that takes up more then 3/4 of my screen - I have a 17 in. monitor & am set at 1024x768, so now you know my limits)

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20 pic minimum.

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No more than 1 link request per webmaster per day.

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No pre-set-up pay sites - if you want a pay site, build the damn thing yourself.

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Pics that open on html pages are allowed, but you are not allowed to have more then 1 banner/text link on the html page.

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No Free or Revshare Hosted sites - go buy a domain & some hosting or find a new hobby.

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No free email address - we all have an real legit email address - use it.

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No sites promoting the Ultra Cash or Epic Cash programs will be listed.

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No autosubmitters - we review each site by hand, you can submit it by hand

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Free sites with movies must have a minimum of 120 seconds worth of movies & the movies must be at least 10 seconds in length.

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If your submitting a site that has 2 or more pages from the same set of content, the pics MUST be in order. I'm sick of seeing sites where page 1 has the girl ending up completely nude but page 2 has her stripping all over again.

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Your site has to look decent at 800x600 - if I have to scroll to the right to see the entire page or things just look "off", it will be declined.

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No sites with 3rd party counters will be listed. Get some stats on your server.

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No more crappy vid caps for your pics - video camera's take movies, not still images.

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No more sites with broken English.

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If we just plain do not like the site (this happens when I'm in a bad mood)

...i guess this is it

[Linkster]

Your Quote:
No more sites with broken English.
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Nope - you can click "uncheck" on that one:
Quote from your index page:

"sometimes i do a things that is an absolute bizarre!
one day i was accidently poured myself with a milk...
i have felt indescribable excitation"

That is what is known as broken English - or worse Babel English

Add to that a few factors like the whois is probably faked, the host is sketchy and a few other little details that might be borderline and I would say that most LLs are going to put this one in the marginal bin

Add in the fact that those pics look like vid caps, the resolution makes the pics pixallated and random order and thats a second rule down the drain

[Surfn]

Originally Posted by EvGenius

do you think i'm a completely stupid or what?

Since you asked...completely and utterly!!