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Old 2006-01-12, 07:56 PM   #1
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Thank God it's Friday

Thank the lord for giving us another day
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Old 2006-01-12, 07:58 PM   #2
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It's Friday?

There is a lord?

Well goddamn that that is some fucking shit!
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Old 2006-01-12, 07:59 PM   #3
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Thank the lord for giving us another day
Now there's somethin' you don't see around here every day.
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Old 2006-01-12, 08:21 PM   #4
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Yeah theres a Lord and if you turn to him and say your sorry he will forgive you. He is a great forgiver.
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Old 2006-01-12, 08:42 PM   #5
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You fucking got to be kidding…

No lord, no Jesus, no fucking god.

Pope recommended, take two and call Jehovah in the morning,
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Old 2006-01-12, 08:46 PM   #6
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I had a hunch so I went and checked...

...just as I suspected, there's a full moon within the next few days.
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Old 2006-01-12, 08:50 PM   #7
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I wonder if MadMax is editing that petition right now. Get ready to vote yea or ney. As usual, I will be voting "cocksucker".
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Old 2006-01-12, 08:56 PM   #8
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Old 2006-01-12, 09:17 PM   #9
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The end is near


and there is a butt plug in it.


Yeah there is a full moon. My Pagan friends are all ready talking about dressing up in funny robes and drumming.

FoxyAngel said I can hang her off a cross and have men dressed as priests go up to her and blow her while she is hanging. I'm thinking that maybe I should add some Pagans in robes drummer in the background too if we do it on a full moon… or if we just use a painted background of a full moon which I guess is really the same thing.

Here mohairsuit have some porn to enjoy
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Old 2006-01-12, 09:32 PM   #10
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FoxyAngel said I can hang her off a cross and have men dressed as priests go up to her and blow her while she is hanging. I'm thinking that maybe I should add some Pagans in robes drummer in the background too if we do it on a full moon

I'll be damned, and I didn't think I'd ever hear talk of porn I'd pay money to see ever again
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Old 2006-01-12, 09:33 PM   #11
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I wonder if MadMax is editing that petition right now. Get ready to vote yea or ney. As usual, I will be voting "cocksucker".

It's still a bit early for that.

a BIT

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Old 2006-01-12, 09:33 PM   #12
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I waited an hour tonight for a fucking pizza that never got made.... That proves there is no fucking god.
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Old 2006-01-12, 09:35 PM   #13
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It's Friday?

There is a lord?

Well goddamn that that is some fucking shit!

LMAO!!!!!!!! I slept most of the day, and ate dinner late came on here and saw it's Friday? Thought I was more stressed out, thanks for the laugh Cleo that was a riot
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Old 2006-01-12, 10:04 PM   #14
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It's still a bit early for that.

a BIT

Only a little bit though

Looks like somebody left the doors unlocked at the laughing academy
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Old 2006-01-12, 10:09 PM   #15
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Old 2006-01-12, 10:27 PM   #16
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Cleo
although I love you, there are some boundries I wont cross.
Your sig is a disgrace.
there are Christian webmasrers here, I am one,
Though it dosent offend me, well fuck
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Old 2006-01-12, 10:33 PM   #17
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although I love you, there are some boundries I wont cross.
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there are Christian webmasrers here, I am one,
Though it dosent offend me, well fuck
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Old 2006-01-12, 10:35 PM   #18
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I think it's a disgrace that millions have been killed in the name of god and millions more have been brain washed in the name of greed and that anyone would use the idea of what is suppose to be the ultimate love of god to molest kids and then cover it up to save their sorry ass’s.

But then the pope is a nazi so that explains all.
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Old 2006-01-12, 10:36 PM   #19
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--well fuck


oh man that's almost as bad as saying there are republican wm here.

this was a good end of the day laugh.

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Old 2006-01-12, 10:36 PM   #20
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Old 2006-01-12, 10:36 PM   #21
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Cleo
although I love you, there are some boundries I wont cross.
Your sig is a disgrace.
there are Christian webmasrers here, I am one,
Though it dosent offend me, well fuck
You a have right to your beliefs, dude - but it shant infringe on someone's freedom of speech. I'm sure there are plenty of webmasters here who are Christian, but they respect Cleo's right to be lovably offensive, and understand quality entertainment when they see it.
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Old 2006-01-12, 10:44 PM   #22
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Christian webmasrers here, I am one,
Have you tried to have that surgically removed or at least try a cream?
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Have you tried to have that surgically removed or at least try a cream?
The cream doesn't remove the christianity. It just soothes the rectal discomfort left by the clergy.
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The cream doesn't remove the christianity. It just soothes the rectal discomfort left by the clergy.
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Cleo
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there are Christian webmasrers here, I am one,
Though it dosent offend me, well fuck
Then I bet you don't resell this fine little thing.
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