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Old 2006-01-20, 09:15 PM   #1
Torn Rose
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I only have one, about 5 years ago I was contacted by a girl who wanted to do a site, she sent me some pics and showed me she was an attractive brunette petite girl who had a professional “secretary” look about her, so after some discussion we met.

What showed up was not what I saw in the pictures but a “raver” in hip hop clothes that needed washed, her once nicely done brunette hair was a badly bleached blonde and looked like she cut it herself with a knife. So we started off rocky, after I bought her and her boyfriend lunch I realized he was a half wit and could only think what have I gotten myself into?

I decided to go ahead with the shoot, after all I am a “professional” so we go and start shooting, after she removes her top I kept thinking I had a dirty lens, and kept trying to clean it, after a few minutes I finally actually looked at her tits, (I was trying to be professional and not stare at her since this was her first time) and I am dead serious, she has more hair around her nipples then I do. I about barfed. I can handle hairy bushes, hairy legs and pits, but I can’t do hairy nipples.

Ok, so this is becoming a nightmare, her boyfriend was a moron and after a few minutes I wanted to get rid of him so I let him use my desktop to surf for rave sites in the area, which was a mistake since he downloaded so many virus’s I had to format (My fault for being a dumb ass) So I go about as best as I can shooting and then she wanted to do hardcore with her boyfriend, so I agree and as soon as he took his shirt off I realized that too was a huge mistake, he stunk so bad I had to open a window. I had to leave the room a few times, it was that bad.

I have not shot anyone since that day other then my wife and the people with her. I have learned so many lessons with this one incident. I do plan on shooting different girls in the next few months for extra content, but I have such a long list of criteria that must be matched 100% before I will even met with anyone, so I am confident that I will not have this repeat.
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Old 2006-01-20, 11:28 PM   #2
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Wow...that's some story Torn! Hopefully you can laugh about it now...cuz from an outsiders perspective...it's damn funny

Hmmm...MrStinky and the Punk Chick...lol!
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