now this shit is FUNNY

MadMax · 2006-01-21, 11:45 PM

Actually, it seems it will speak literally anything you type. It took me a few tries to get this to sound right, but select Susan (US) for the voice and try this out (just copy/paste):

I love sucking midget cock while Useless Warrior pounds my dripping pussy. This necklace isn't made of real pearls, it's Useless Warrior's dried cum. After I'm done dripping some hot wax on my nipples and waching some lesbian fisting movies I'm going to fuck myself in the ass with that lamp and then beat you to death with it. Now pay up or get out, you rotten bastard.

Here's a fun one for Clair:

What do I want? I want you to split my ass in two with that big meat stick. Come on big boy, mommy wants to shit blood tomorrow

2006-01-21, 11:45 PM	#1
MadMax "Without evil there can be no good, so it must be good to be evil sometimes" ~ Satan Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: Motor City, baby, where carjacking was invented! Now GIMME THOSE SHOES! Posts: 2,385	Actually, it seems it will speak literally anything you type. It took me a few tries to get this to sound right, but select Susan (US) for the voice and try this out (just copy/paste): I love sucking midget cock while Useless Warrior pounds my dripping pussy. This necklace isn't made of real pearls, it's Useless Warrior's dried cum. After I'm done dripping some hot wax on my nipples and waching some lesbian fisting movies I'm going to fuck myself in the ass with that lamp and then beat you to death with it. Now pay up or get out, you rotten bastard. Here's a fun one for Clair: What do I want? I want you to split my ass in two with that big meat stick. Come on big boy, mommy wants to shit blood tomorrow Last edited by MadMax; 2006-01-21 at 11:55 PM..