Zachary Disease

[Surfn]

Mrs. Prezocki walks into a sex store and says to the salesman, "Where are the dildos?"
The clerk points and says, "On the wall over there."
She looks and says, "I want one of the red ones."
The salesman says, "No, lady. The dildos are the ones next to the fire extinguisher."

[zack2004]

A man walks into a bar. He sees a good looking,
smartly dressed woman perched on a bar stool.
He walks up behind her and says, "Hi there good
looking, how's it going?" having already had a few
power pops, she turns around, faces him, looks him
straight in the eye and says, "Listen! I'll screw
anybody, anytime, anywhere, your place, my place,
front door, back door, it doesn't matter. I've been
doing it ever since I got out of college. I just flat
ass love it."
He says, "No kidding, I'm a lawyer too! What firm
are you with?"

[MrYum]

Originally Posted by Surfn

Mrs. Prezocki walks into a sex store and says to the salesman, "Where are the dildos?"
The clerk points and says, "On the wall over there."
She looks and says, "I want one of the red ones."
The salesman says, "No, lady. The dildos are the ones next to the fire extinguisher."

Ok...that one's actually pretty funny

Errrr...the others are groaners though

[digifan]

Originally Posted by Surfn

Mrs. Prezocki walks into a sex store and says to the salesman, "Where are the dildos?"
The clerk points and says, "On the wall over there."
She looks and says, "I want one of the red ones."
The salesman says, "No, lady. The dildos are the ones next to the fire extinguisher."

My favorite also.. good to see you are doing well again.. about time

[virgohippy]

brilliant!