Keep Off the Grass

[MrYum]

Originally Posted by Useless Warrior

Nah, I would have ended that bullshit a long time ago. I hate kids (and adults) who refuse to respect the property of others and take joy in antagonizing someone whom they know is sensitive about it. He should have shot the kid's parents too, so they'd be sure not spawn more little cocksuckers in the future.

You da man!

A few years ago, while living in Calif...I had a very well maintained lawn. Actually had a gardening service at the time so I didn't even have to do it myself. Late one afternoon, I see a guy walk his dog right up into my front lawn...watch his lil 'poof' dog take a crap...then walk away...leaving the steaming pile behind of course

Now, being the good samaritan I am...and knowing he'd later miss having the gift his lil pampered pooch had left behind, I promptly grabbed a clear plastic sammich bag...scooped up the poop...and casually followed him to his home a couple blocks away.

He was sooo pleased when I rang the bell and handed him the gift...saying, "excuse me, but I think you left this behind". He never let his dog poop on my lawn again

The moral of the story? Shooting him would certainly have been an option, but I would have missed the PRICELESS look on his face when I handed him that bag!

[Lema]

Originally Posted by MrYum

The moral of the story? Shooting him would certainly have been an option, but I would have missed the PRICELESS look on his face when I handed him that bag!

You know that's great and all but how do you stop someone from walking across your lawn short of setting up trip wires. Or better yet booby traps. Ummmmm.... Booby traps now that's a good idea. Don't kill the poor boy just knock him on his Arse.