Ouch!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Useless · 2006-05-21, 11:37 PM

If it wasn't for the occasional giggle I get from the sound of my testes slapping against some chick's ass, I'd love to have the ugly fucks removed. They menace me on a daily basis. When I see them in the mirror, I think, 'what kind of sick slut would want to mouth those disgusting things?'

MrYum · 2006-05-22, 12:19 AM

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Originally Posted by Useless Warrior

If it wasn't for the occasional giggle I get from the sound of my testes slapping against some chick's ass, I'd love to have the ugly fucks removed. They menace me on a daily basis. When I see them in the mirror, I think, 'what kind of sick slut would want to mouth those disgusting things?'

Pssst...UW, shave those bad boys and they don't look nearly as unsightly

MeatPounder · 2006-05-22, 10:46 PM

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Originally Posted by MrYum

Pssst...UW, shave those bad boys and they don't look nearly as unsightly

UW is already totally shaved...from the neck down

MrYum · 2006-05-22, 11:53 PM

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Originally Posted by MeatPounder

UW is already totally shaved...from the neck down

Well damn...those must be some ooogly twins he's got then

Useless · 2006-05-23, 10:29 AM

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Well damn...those must be some ooogly twins he's got then

Yes, yes they are. But I am not completely shaved. I shave my head. I have a goatee or a goat face snatch or whatever you want to call it. I don't shave my chest since I've been blessed with only 20 hairs there anyway. I do shave down below, but only for recreational purposes.

MrYum · 2006-05-23, 09:55 PM

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Originally Posted by Useless Warrior

Yes, yes they are. But I am not completely shaved. I shave my head. I have a goatee or a goat face snatch or whatever you want to call it. I don't shave my chest since I've been blessed with only 20 hairs there anyway. I do shave down below, but only for recreational purposes.

Ya big ol stud you

Started shaving the twins a few years ago...the gf loves it...which means I love it too

Preacher · 2006-05-24, 12:03 AM

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Originally Posted by Useless Warrior

Yes, yes they are. But I am not completely shaved. I shave my head. I have a goatee or a goat face snatch or whatever you want to call it. I don't shave my chest since I've been blessed with only 20 hairs there anyway. I do shave down below, but only for recreational purposes.

You have completely shattered all of my misconseptions. Damn you!

2006-05-21, 11:37 PM	#1
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