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Old 2006-07-04, 01:12 PM   #1
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So last night I took the dog out for his last piss of the night and I found a little black and red stripped snake and caught it to show the little lady. There's still some kid left in me and I wanted to keep the little critter for a day or two before I let it go and I put it in an empty fish bowl. Now the wife isn't real keen on my decission to adopt the snake for a day or two and she was bugging the hell out of me when I was trying to go to sleep last night, she's was worried about it getting out of the fish bowl and I'm telling her to stop worrying about it the snakes only about 7 inches long and the fish bowl is a good 9 inches tall so it would be imposible for it to get lose.
Arround five this morning she wakes me up screeching "the snakes gone" how was I supposed to know that little fucker could jump.
She's been tip toeing around and bugging the hell out of me all morning, she wants everything moved outside furniture, appliances, clothes everything and the snake found.
I say fuck it one of three things will happen.
1, the snake will find his way outside
2, one of us will spot it and I'll catch it then
3, it will die and start stinking and I'll track it down with my nose

Happy fourth everyone fireworks and the casino instore for this evening
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