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Old 2006-10-27, 12:14 AM   #1
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If the wife and I go (my intentions change as often as my psychoses), there's no way in hell that we'd pay for AVN registration. The price is OUTRAGEOUS, especially considering that I've heard next to nothing nice about their most recent shows - not to mention the fact that it falls on the heels of that well-celebrated Jewish boy's birthday. We want to go only because it's Vegas (BABY!) and to see a few of you filthy bastards (and your hot wives, where applicable). I can promise you that no AVN convention will ever earn me more than I'm currently eking out of this rotten fucking business (pronounced: bidneth). If I was to pay for admittance to a convention, it would be Xbiz, since I've already had one solidly positive experience with them.

The perfect show for an ass like me would involve no sponsor presence. Fuck the sponsors. (That's what I say!) They can't do shit for me and I can't do a cunt hair more for them than I do now, so why bother? I want well-planned seminars which, by the way, wouldn't include two traffic brokers on a "Converting Free Traffic" panel telling me to buy traffic. I want parties/gatherings. I want food. That's all I need. The occasional handjob in a maintenance closet would be good too, but certainly not a requirement.
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Old 2006-10-27, 01:28 AM   #2
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...I want food. That's all I need...
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Old 2006-10-27, 01:52 AM   #3
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Im heading over this year, been a few years since my last convention. Wellits $7k for a plane ticket then I have to get food and accomidation, I dont have much cash left over for a stinking ticket ( 3 actually ).
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